She’s Back

Hello. I missed all of you! Now that the New York City terror threat has been dubbed a fake, I feel it’s safe for me to return. Brazil was wonderful. I managed not to get kidnapped or robbed the entire time I was there, so I consider the trip a success.

There were so many juicy things that I missed in my absence. Anna Wintour being hit by a pie, Sienna and Jude breaking up again, Boy George’s cocaine and hustler escapade, The Simple Life being dropped by FOX, Ben Affleck kissing Josh Hartnett, Madonna denying her children TV and dairy products, and a nude Tom Ford. Lordy.

So give me a chance to read about 150 blogs, 25 newspapers, 50 magazines and I’ll be ready to go later this morning.