She’s 13 So Be Nice

July 26th, 2007 // 43 Comments

Something about this kinda tugged the last heartstring I have left. Lindsay’s little sis Ali purportedly sent an e-mail to the guy at 24/Sizzler stating how her Dad sucks and Lindsay’s just going through a bad patch. Putting the wrong pants with the cocaine in them on bad patch. This has some spelling errors, but come on – she’s 13 and too busy choosing lip gloss and watching “Hannah Montana” to worry about spelling. Or running around her just out of rehab sister with the alcohol detection bracelet’s birthday party in a leopard bikini. Ok, maybe I don’t feel THAT bad.

(Flynet)

Keep reading for what Ali Lohan wrote.

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.

Thank you for your time god bless,

Ali
See, it’s sorta sad. Obviously that Dad never had a goddamn chance with that hellbeast running things. Even if he IS an annoying crazy. This poor thing has about as much chance at some good parenting as “A Child Called ‘It’”.

By J. Harvey
  1. Applespice

    You know- I’m not sure I’d let my 13 year old (if I had one) wear a bikini with a bottom front piece THAT skimpy. Just me…

  2. Yummsh

    Thirteen, schmirteen. Ali will be doing porn before she can vote.

    This whole family is fucked up. They’re like the Addams Family, only not funny.

  3. bodhi

    sorry, but any mom who lets her 13 yr. old daughter wear something like that is asking her to be hit on by men with mustaches who drive around playgrounds in window-less vans…

  4. Lisa

    Love the Child Called It reference!

  5. peachpie

    Applespice — i agree. 13′s a bit young for a bit of fabric that small — and that speaks to the mother in charge (ha!), not the poor daughter.

  6. brandx

    hahaha! only thirteen. L. HOhan was 13 once too.

  7. jen

    I can’t even imagine who & what Lilo was doing at that age. Ali’s got no chance if she sticks with WO & her sister as her “role models”

  8. Chaz

    “Bad patch” describes her bikini bottom. What kind of responsible adult would let a 13 year old girl go out looki–oh wait. She’s a Lohan.

  9. patty

    Here we go again – This family raised (?) Lindsay to end up a a criminal, alcoholic, drug addict; i notice this young lady who is so in denial of her sister’s actions is dressing to “tease” older men by wearing a very skimpy leopard bikini at age 13! So, if she gets raped, it’s the man’s fault?? This family must learn to accept responsibility for their actions. I think the only chance Lindsay has to LIVE at all, is a long jail term served

  10. Dina should be shot for letting a 13 yo wear that! (Letting! Hell, she probably picked it out to match her own!)

    This poor child is doomed. With a mother and sister like that as “inspiration”…doomed.

  11. silvarga

    While I can believe that Ali wrote the email, I get the distinct impression that Dina was standing over her shoulder for the last 3rd of it. The last 3rd contains phrases that usually come out of Dina’s mouth.

    And I agree with Applespice, that bikini bottom is WAY too skimpy for a 13 year old. A girl who isn’t even old enough to NEED a brazilian wax to wear something that skimpy should not be allowed to wear that bikini bottom.

  12. Sounds like the reason that Lindsay is in the place she is right now, is that everyone around her has been feeding her these excuses for years. What someone needs to tell her is that she has to take responsibility for her own life.

    Dante

  13. TLT

    to patty:
    you are an idiot. a girl wearing a bathing suit asks to be raped. you need to think before you write again. wreckless are your comments.

  14. stolidog

    are all you people from alabama?
    thirteen year old girls across the country wear bathing suits like that….13 is the new 18.
    ya’ll probably think your sixteen year old daughters are still virgins!

    that said, this little girl is doomed.

  15. You guys, go easy on Ali. She’s young, dumb, and full of cum.

  16. jesse d

    Patty – your comments are ignorant, backward & uncalled for. There’s no way a 13 year old is “asking for it”. WTF are you from that that could even be used as an excuse??? Any older man that’s “teased” by this young girl needs HELP!

  17. lookwhaticando

    If that family is Normal, please point me to this dysfunctional family line.

  18. nastybugger

    um, patty, are you ASKING?…

    if so, then YES, IF SHE GETS RAPED, IT IS THE MAN’S FAULT.

    while I agree that suit is hardly appropriate for a 13 year old GIRL (not a young woman as she hasn’t even developed yet!), it doesn’t make it her fault if she gets attacked.

    please, don’t perpetuate that ridiculous viewpoint that “dressing sexy is asking for it”.

  19. Sarah

    hmmmm….my father was/is a truck driving, beer drinking, bar brawling, womanizing jackass. He’s a filthy liar, a thief & can’t be trusted. He didn’t contribute much to my upbringing & I stopped talking to him after he screwed my step-mother over.
    I’ve yet to be busted for drugs or D.U.I. I’ve never been arrested (knock on wood) & don’t blame the few, slight problems I do have on my worthless father.
    GROW THE “F” UP, LINDSAY.
    The only one she has to blame for her choices are herself.
    She want’s to act like an adult, then she can take the rap like an adult.

  20. Jeanie

    Well said, Sarah. I’m sick of people using their upbringing as an excuse for bad behavior. Despite her parents, Lohan has been given so many wonderful opportunities and she is pissing them away. How many talented people would kill to star in movies, but never get the chance to? This chick (Lindsay) is incredibly stupid.

  21. jimi

    Lindsay, I have a retarded sister, too!

  22. stopit

    So the pattern is a bit unfortunate, she is a young teen and this is what they wear. Don’t judge her by the bikini or her family. I try not to censor what my girls wear too much… it’s just part of growing up. I monitor their activities, know their friends, and am available at all times. Don’t you remember what it was like growing up, trying to find yourself? Ali will probably be fine – and hopefully Lindsey will finally see the light and grow up. Drew Barrymore was so lucky to have her problems before the advent of the internet and the paparazzi – who knows what woul have happened to her with the constant prying and pressure….

  23. Joe Mahma

    Jesus, MORE Lohan kids????

    How much longer do we gotta put up with this circus?

  24. James

    Well Lindsay and her Mom didn’t pass down the large breast gene. Bummer.

  25. mk

    Clearly, Ali is the beauty of the family!

  26. gail

    Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thought she could get away with anything because of “who” she is…..that didn’t work so well, did it?
    Good luck to Ali, she’s going to need it.

  27. Steffi

    Looks like she got the anorexia under control.

  28. anna

    Hi
    I dont like Ali she iz 2 young 2 wear a biniki like that im 13 but i dont wear stuff like that
    she look like she must ave binki wax coz she has not got any hairs there has she.

    Bye Luv Anna

  29. Ben

    “Any older man that’s “teased” by this young girl needs HELP!

    Bologna!!

    Any man who wouldn’t do a double take at Ali if she walked past in that bikini would have to be gay.

    Right or wrong, it’s simply human nature. If a girl is flaunting her body like that, a man is going to look at it.

    And you men & women are in total denial if you say I’m wrong.

    That’s why I could never allow my Daughter to wear a bikini like that until she’s at least 17.

    Peace

  30. cc

    there is no large breast gene in that family. lindsay bought her boobs when she was 17. duh. unfortunately she couldn’t buy hips….

  31. Anna

    Hi
    Ali this iz Anna i like ur bikini its zo cool where did u get from??? ignore wot peolpe say they avent got such stlye as u taste ok luv ya Ali.
    Bye Luv Anna -x-x-x-

  32. Someone

    Notice the Canon 1Ds in the background. This was an intentional ‘coming out’ for her, planned, etc.

  33. lucky-o8

    Actually she’s fourteen now. But Yes I do agree she shouldn’t be wearing this bikni. Also I read somewhere she doesn’t wanna be called Lindsay Lohan’s Lil’ Sis anymore. Well you know what she’s gonna be called ? Ali “Lindsay” Lohan … so ali … go luck trying not to be called lindsay’s Lil’ Sis anymore … That’s all I gotta say

  34. Dawn T

    OK, I agree that bathing suit is not appropriate for a 13 year old..And NO I would never let my daughter wear a bathing suit like that (she wouldn’t of her own accord anyway)..but Patty, how stupid was that comment about her being raped???? Why is it that freaks out there get justification for there actions from freaks like you? YES IT’S THE MAN’S FAULT!!! Are trying to keep women in the 18th century? You’re saying that if a woman dresses a certain way she deserves to be raped!!! Women should be able to dress how they want and not have to worry about some freak out there saying that she deserves to get raped for it!!!!

  35. emilyyy

    okyy all you people are weird if u think that tha bathinigsuit is skimpy im 14 and al my bathing suits are like that…
    its cute and its whats in and my mom is an awsome mom and im allowed to wear bathing suits like that!

  36. emilyyy

    okyy all you people are weird if u think that tha bathinigsuit is skimpy im 14 and al my bathing suits are like that…
    its cute and its whats in and my mom is an awsome mom and im allowed to wear bathing suits like that!

  37. alex

    yes, I do think the bathing suit is a lil skimpy but I think she has a bright future.

  38. selena

    i get that the bathing suit is small ad for a victoria secret model not a little girl i think we should give her more time like really she hasnt done anything bad lindesy is talented but messed up pretty bad and for her mom i don’t care bout her mom

  39. Sarah

    Not only is the bikini too itty-bitty for anyone her age, but the leopard print only adds to sexual image. I’ve seen pictures of her in this swimsuit from the back, and its tiny! It doesn’t fit her well or suit her age.

    Now, in middle school girls are wearing thongs and coming into class with hickeys. There are girls her age across America wearing similar suits and dealing with their sexuality, but it’s different in Hollywood. People don’t want to see kids their children’s age dressed like sex goddesses! She doesn’t need to don a one piece (those are getting sexier and sexier, too), but the cut definitely needs to be more modest.

  40. Sarah

    Not only is the bikini too itty-bitty for anyone her age, but the leopard print only adds to sexual image. I’ve seen pictures of her in this swimsuit from the back, and its tiny! It doesn’t fit her well or suit her age.

    Now, in middle school girls are wearing thongs and coming into class with hickeys. There are girls her age across America wearing similar suits and dealing with their sexuality, but it’s different in Hollywood. People don’t want to see kids their children’s age dressed like sex goddesses! She doesn’t need to don a one piece (those are getting sexier and sexier, too), but the cut definitely needs to be more modest.

  41. Aubrey

    I agree that the bikini is a little inappropriate… and is that, a Brazilian wax?? :S
    Feel sorry for those poor, messed up Lohans.
    *sarcastic*

  42. Aubrey

    I agree that the bikini is a little inappropriate… and is that, a Brazilian wax?? :S
    Feel sorry for those poor, messed up Lohans.
    *sarcastic*

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