Well, it’s official. Britney and K-Fed’s union has been dissolved. Signed in blood. Stamped with wax. It’s over. Cry into your empty Red Bull cans, and don’t spill the bong water with your shuddering sobs.
K-Fed is pulling in 15K a month from Britney for child support. He’s also getting 20 grand a month in spousal support, but that’s based on the prenup, and it appears the alimony gravy train will come to a screeching halt in November.
As for custody, we’ve learned it will stay at 50/50. It’s amazing disso-queen Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split given Brit’s craziness, which included wild partying, erratic behavior and a stint in rehab. This type of custody arrangement is typically reserved for a stable couple.
Amazing! Sources are saying that Kevin, who isn’t speaking to Crazy Momma, might actually say f*ck it and go for full custody within the week. Neither are reported be happy with the 50/50 split. Hell, neither am I. Neither of those dolts should have children in their care. Those kids are going to grow up to be serial killers, or worse, America Idol contestants. Oh, the humanity!