Shear Genius: You Definitely Can’t Pick Your Family…

August 19th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Previously – The stylists worked on dogs. Nekisa’s ass finally got bounced. Charlie is still the worst thing to come out of gay hell since…ok, he’s the worst thing to come out of gay hell.

LA.. Home of the pit of hell known as the Shear Genius Nexus Salon. Dee made the wall. We get the same tired quotes from the stylists. The guy responsible for Sanjaya’s pony faux hawk is here, and he’s a tank of a man.

The stylists only have 30 minutes to cut their hair. It’s five year old girls. Hopefully one of them pees on Charlie, who’s wearing a big black tit flower over his Hanes Beefy T. Paulo’s child is terrified of him. Well, he does look like the Big Gay Wolf.

So big American Idol hair stylist dude cuts the hair of his 75 nieces and nephews. Uh, condoms? Vasectomies? So there’s our population control problem.

Read the rest of this recap over on, what else, Recapist!


Previously – The stylists worked on dogs. Nekisa’s ass finally got
bounced. Charlie is still the worst thing to come out of gay hell
since…ok, he’s the worst thing to come out of gay hell.LA..
Home of the pit of hell known as the Shear Genius Nexus Salon. Dee made
the wall. We get the same tired quotes from the stylists. The guy
responsible for Sanjaya’s pony faux hawk is here, and he’s a tank of a
man. The stylists only have 30 minutes to cut their hair. It’s
five year old girls. Hopefully one of them pees on Charlie, who’s
wearing a big black tit flower over his Hanes Beefy T. Paulo’s child is
terrified of him. Well, he does look like the Big Gay Wolf. So
big American Idol hair stylist dude cuts the hair of his 75 nieces and
nephews. Uh, condoms? Vasectomies? So there’s our population control
problem.Read the rest of this recap over on, what else, Recapist!

By J. Harvey
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