Shear Genius: These People Are Dogs

August 12th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Previously – Jaclyn Smith was SADLY disappointed by her Angels. And Charlie and Nekisa don’t get along. He’s a bully and she’s a bad hairdresser. Oh, and somehow Nekisa keeps hanging on. I still don’t get it. I’ve prayed, turned to the Bible, read tea leaves. Nothing.

Morning in Lost Angeles. The stylists enter the Nexus hair salon. Jaclyn revisits her disappointment from the last challenge. The Allure wall of fame is empty this week, and Daniel feels that his ass is now on fire to be better. That was not his first time with a fiery ass, I can assure you.

The guest judge is some guy who uses household products to do hair. He’s a lion mane of a man, Robert Haliwell. Jesus Christ, Stuporstar! They have to make a futuristic style without hairspray and use things like tuna fish and tomato sauce. Hi, I don’t want my head to look or smell like a period. Sorry to wax gross, but seriously.

For the rest of this (a little less gross from now, I swear) recap, report to Recapist!


Previously – Jaclyn Smith was SADLY disappointed by her Angels. And
Charlie and Nekisa don’t get along. He’s a bully and she’s a bad
hairdresser. Oh, and somehow Nekisa keeps hanging on. I still don’t get
it. I’ve prayed, turned to the Bible, read tea leaves. Nothing.

Morning in Lost Angeles. The stylists enter the Nexus hair salon.
Jaclyn revisits her disappointment from the last challenge. The Allure
wall of fame is empty this week, and Daniel feels that his ass is now
on fire to be better. That was not his first time with a fiery ass, I
can assure you.

The guest judge is some guy who uses household products to do hair.
He’s a lion mane of a man, Robert Haliwell. Jesus Christ, Stuporstar!
They have to make a futuristic style without hairspray and use things
like tuna fish and tomato sauce. Hi, I don’t want my head to look or
smell like a period. Sorry to wax gross, but seriously.

For the rest of this (a little less gross from now, I swear) recap, report to Recapist!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Dee

    Can someone please get Charlie a Pamprin and some chocolate? Bitch is hormonal!

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