Shear Genius: The Four Seasons

August 26th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Previously – Gay wolf Paulo was sent packing. Everyone’s family showed up to get transformed. Jaclyn Smith inspired a tiny girl to emulate her hair style. Jaclyn likes that.

We’re down to Daniel in some lime green glasses and a Peter Pan collar (is he wearing Sandy Duncan’s eye?), stank Charlie, Venice gondola driver Dee, and elfin misery Nicole. Four left! Jaclyn’s personal stylist Jose Eber is here! Oh my god, this bitch is so 80s glamour! He’s got one of those Aspen cowboy hats on and he should be wearing a fur coat, but that would cover the ponytail. Jose Eber is tremendous and totally makes me wish Valerie Bertinelli, Shelly Long, and Nicolette Sheridan were here for some reason.

For the rest of this recap, look on Recapist!

Previously – Gay wolf Paulo was sent packing. Everyone’s family showed
up to get transformed. Jaclyn Smith inspired a tiny girl to emulate her
hair style. Jaclyn likes that.We’re down to Daniel in some lime
green glasses and a Peter Pan collar (is he wearing Sandy Duncan’s
eye?), stank Charlie, Venice gondola driver Dee, and elfin misery
Nicole. Four left! Jaclyn’s personal stylist Jose Eber is here! Oh my
god, this bitch is so 80s glamour! He’s got one of those Aspen cowboy
hats on and he should be wearing a fur coat, but that would cover the
ponytail. Jose Eber is tremendous and totally makes me wish Valerie
Bertinelli, Shelly Long, and Nicolette Sheridan were here for some
reason.For the rest of this recap, look on Recapist!

By J. Harvey

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