Shear Genius: The Four Ages Of Genius

Previously – The seasons were reduced to bad haircuts. Daniel had to ride his pink horse & buggy back to Dallas. Dee was a neurotic shrimpy lesbian, Nicole was a metza/metza shrimpy elf queen, and Charlie just plain sucks. And not even well. And this is it. Feel the relief.

I’m still pissed that Charlie has that beefy linebacker body that I love. It irritates me to no end. Maybe if he had some sort of vocal cord removal procedure and scowl wipe. Rene’s here. What, Rene? I can’t understand you. Jaclyn, translate. You can’t either? Damn.

Dee is already crying. You didn’t win, yet. I feel like Charlie has it in the bag. I sort of like his tight t-shirt, too. He warns us that he’s not shooting blanks. It’s ok, I’ll wear a femidom. Oh god, I’m kidding – shut up!

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Previously – The seasons were reduced to bad haircuts. Daniel had to
ride his pink horse & buggy back to Dallas. Dee was a neurotic
shrimpy lesbian, Nicole was a metza/metza shrimpy elf queen, and
Charlie just plain sucks. And not even well. And this is it. Feel the
relief.I’m still pissed that Charlie has that beefy linebacker
body that I love. It irritates me to no end. Maybe if he had some sort
of vocal cord removal procedure and scowl wipe. Rene’s here. What,
Rene? I can’t understand you. Jaclyn, translate. You can’t either? Damn.Dee
is already crying. You didn’t win, yet. I feel like Charlie has it in
the bag. I sort of like his tight t-shirt, too. He warns us that he’s
not shooting blanks. It’s ok, I’ll wear a femidom. Oh god, I’m kidding
– shut up!For the rest of the final Shear Genius recap, take your curling iron over to Recapist!