Sharon Stone: On The Prowl

August 23rd, 2008 // 3 Comments

Here’s wild cougar Sharon Stone out at Beso with a mystery man she’s going to play with, pounce on and devour later! She’s a wild animal! Toying with her prey! This dude has no idea what’s in store for him! Later on, he’s going to end up in a leopard print thong, fanning her with giant palm leaves as she eats grapes and plays tapes of the China earthquake over and over again as she screams “Karma, muthaf*ckas!” at the top of her lungs. And then she’ll suck out his bone marrow. All that will be left of him is a Blackberry and some hair plugs. You don’t tangle with this one.

Click on any image in the gallery for 9 more photos of Sharon Stone!


Here’s wild cougar Sharon Stone out at Beso with a mystery man
she’s going to play with, pounce on and devour later! She’s a wild
animal! Toying with her prey! This dude has no idea what’s in store for
him! Later on, he’s going to end up in a leopard print thong, fanning
her with giant palm leaves as she eats grapes and plays tapes of the China earthquake
over and over again as she screams “Karma, muthaf*ckas!” at the top of
her lungs. And then she’ll suck out his bone marrow. All that will be
left of him is a Blackberry and some hair plugs. You don’t tangle with
this one.Click on any image in the gallery for 9 more photos of Sharon Stone!

By J. Harvey
  1. luke

    so whoever wrote this sassy article made my day brighter=D haha… i read the topic and was like great one more old lady robbing the cradle!!! then i read the litte story “And then she’ll suck out his bone marrow.” LOLLOLLOL love it!

  2. kitt

    i agree… brilliant and hilarious…. thank you……you really bring gossip writing to a new level. f— perez hilton, you are so the king of it all, j. harvey!!!!!!

  3. Lucy

    Ahh… all that I see is: her dress is ugly, but who’s the cute blonde in the sexy pretty black dress?

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