Sharleen Spiteri Is The New Shanna Moakler

November 17th, 2006 // 13 Comments

Yay! I love reading stories about people refusing to take shit from professional oxygen thief, Paris Hilton. Most recently, she tried to pull some shit at a West End party in London thrown by Vanity Fair. From The Mirror:

The stuck-up hotel heiress was cut down to size by Texas singer Sharleen Spiteri in an amazing four-letter bust-up after Michael Jackson’s disastrous comeback show. Paris, 25, sparked the row by wrongly accusing Sharleen of showering her with ice – and called her a “f***ing ugly idiot”. But the no-nonsense Scot, 39, brandished a fist in Paris’s face and bellowed back at her to send her packing. Minders pulled them apart but one witness said: “Sharleen looked ready to punch her.” Another guest revealed yesterday: “Sharleen pulled her fingers into a fist and screamed: ‘F*** off, I’m not scared of you’.

Seriously, what did Paris think she was going to do? She must have forgotten that she doesn’t actually fight–she just fucks other people’s men. I’m sure after she wobbled away from the scene she thought to herself, “This is weird. Usually, this ends with my panties in my purse.”

Photos of Paris Hilton with some fans and talking on her cellphone are after the jump.

Written by Lisa Timmons

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  1. Jane

    If you natural looks are so deficient that you must dye your hair, wear color contacts, and have plastic surgery on your face, you’re in no position to be calling anybody ugly.

    That goes double if, even with tons of money to throw into rhinoplasty, the best thing you can come up with is a long, skinny disaster of a nose like Paris Hilton’s.

  2. Ldysunfyre

    Not to mention she won’t ever be able to get rid of that wonky eye.

  3. Draya

    YES! Sharleen is my goddamn Hero. I loathe Parasite.

  4. HelenSparkles

    Sharleen is beautiful, classy, & supremely talented, none of which Paris will ever be. She picked the wrong person to be such a brat with.

  5. ilostmyshoeagain

    Tina Fey was on Howard Stern earlier this week and said Paris looked like a tranny in person. I almost drove off the road LMAO. Big feet, big hands and she left clumps of her wig hair all over the studio.

  6. ilostmyshoeagain

    Tina Fey was on Howard Stern earlier this week and said Paris looked like a tranny in person. I almost drove off the road LMAO. Big feet, big hands and she left clumps of her wig hair all over the studio.

  7. Charlie

    Silly bitch Sharleen Spiteri.

    The real story is that Paris was dancing on a chair so she threw water threw a straw at her!.

    Paris did nothing wrong as usual! she was pushed!

    And here you all are slagging her again.
    Get a fucking life you stupid freaks.
    Paris is a complete Legend!

  8. Charlie

    Silly bitch Sharleen Spiteri.

    The real story is that Paris was dancing on a chair so she threw water threw a straw at her!.

    Paris did nothing wrong as usual! she was pushed!

    And here you all are slagging her again.
    Get a fucking life you stupid freaks.
    Paris is a complete Legend!

  9. Charlie

    Silly bitch Sharleen Spiteri.

    The real story is that Paris was dancing on a chair so she threw water threw a straw at her!.

    Paris did nothing wrong as usual! she was pushed!

    And here you all are slagging her again.
    Get a fucking life you stupid freaks.
    Paris is a complete Legend!

  10. Rachie

    charlie, i hope to hell you’re being sarcastic, if you seriously believe paris never does anything wrong i worry for you. Paris was dancing on a chair that had their stuff on it and after being asked repeatedly 2 stop she continued to ignore them so sharleen, rather stupidly blew water from her straw at her and the people at sharleen’s table jumped on the band wagon and threw ice at her.
    Paris was making a complete spectical of herself – as usual- not to mention being a complete dickhead – as usual- and after attempting to be polite about it in an effort to get paris to bugger off she eventually had to put her in her place.

  11. Rabbie

    I agree with Rachie, below is an extract from an interview with Spiteri:
    Some friends invited her to a Vanity Fair party, and Paris Hilton breezed in with her minders, took over their booth and stood up on top of their coats and bags to dance.

    The evening ended with Hilton screaming abuse at Spiteri, who responded with her customary toughness. The next day, Spiteri’s PR called to say the Mirror had a picture of her with her fist in Paris Hilton’s face.

  12. Duncan. Ishaq

    Sharleen Spiteri is everthing that Miss Hilton will never be the list is to long to mention. As for Paris Hilton WELL rich bitch is as good as it will ever get. The silver spoon just dose not cut it for Miss Hilton.

  13. Duncan. Ishaq

    Sharleen Spiteri is everthing that Miss Hilton will never be the list is to long to mention. As for Paris Hilton WELL rich bitch is as good as it will ever get. The silver spoon just dose not cut it for Miss Hilton.

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