Sex[y] Talk Between “The Situation” and Bristol Palin

This season’s Dancing with the Stars not only encouraged some of the worst B-list celebrities out there to take a shot at the 2-step, but also coupled up Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Bristol Palin. And all the can seem to talk about is sex! But not in the “MVP” Jersey Shore, stereotypical way. Instead, The Situation is pushing abstinence with Bristol and Candies Foundation.

Yes, the same tanned fist pumper who helped coin the phrases “smush,” “D.T.F.,” and “I.F.F.” will promote the safer sex portion that is usually on the vague side of the campaign. Apparently he’s all about abstinence, “because it has the word ‘abs’ in it.”

“This commercial is better because it posits that Bristol is making the right choice for herself, and the Situation for himself, safely,” said Jezebel.

However, the BEST choice for both of them would be to stay away from acting. Bristol sways incessantly while talking and The Situation can’t help but pun “The Situation” over and over again (this is probably a sampling of what his rap album could be like).

Want to really laugh? Check out the size of the condoms Situation whips out towards the end in the video after the jump!