Sexy Beach Romp For Olivia Palermo

Olivia Palermo is a nobody. Well, according to me. When the overall description of her as a human being from Wikipedia is, “Olivia Palermo is an American socialite, model and actress with a pronounced lazy right eye,” then you know that she’s offered little to the world. Some may remember her lazy right eye from the cancelled show The City.

And while I don’t care about her, I do care about beach lovins’ and her and her boyfriend displaying all sorts of affection while vacationing in St. Barts. And who doesn’t love a boyfriend who wipes sand off your ass?

It sure beats being stuck in the cold-ass winter that’s sweeping the nation.