Sexual Assault at Playboy Mansion Investigated

There’s a police investigation currently underway at the Playboy Mansion, in regards to an incident that took place on Monday. Reports allege that a possible sexual assault took place in the home of Hugh Hefner, who is probably best known for the charity work he does for finding homes for wayward boobies. According to TMZ:

Details of the case were not immediately released. Said L.A.P.D. rep Jason Lee, “for reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations, no additional information will be released.”

I’m wondering if the girls know that it’s not considered assault if the check clears. Kidding! I’m not that cynical. I enjoy the “Girls Next Door” as much as anyone else. But seriously, you break it, you buy it.

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