‘Sex And The City’: A Marvel Of Airbrushing

I won’t lie. I’m excited for the movie. Here’s some new promo pics from the Sex & The City flick coming this spring. I want to know if Big and Carrie marry. Ok, I don’t really care, I just want to see four gay men in drag drink and be catty. Looking at these pictures, I’m hoping Photoshop is thanked in the credits of the movie.

There’s not a wrinkle, bag or dark circle in sight! These women are suddenly immortal, and carved out of the finest marble! It’s not even wax looking, it’s granite looking. They should be adorning a temple in Greece.

An airbrush artist was asked to comment.

“Their faces are all now really perfect when women of their ages would have some wrinkles and facial detail. Kim Cattrall in the latest shot has also had the mole below her lip completely removed. I’d also say they’ve had their teeth made a brighter white too,” says Chris Bickmore, who specializes in this kind of thing. People should have “facial detail” right? Otherwise we’re in science fiction.

Cynthia Nixon is like, I’m a serious lesbian and this shit is so cheesy.

Is it ok to wear blue with yellow like that? Or has Patricia Fields screwed Kristin Davis over worse than that sex tape did?

More Sex and the City promos are after the jump.

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