Sorry for the super-punny title, but like many other Sex and the City fans, I am NOT feeling this poster for the movie sequel. Carrie Bradshaw’s been photoshopped into some strange, Aviator sunglasses-wearing oblivion as she strolls past a giant, bedazzled number two and the slogan, “Carrie On.”
The futuristic, minimalistic look leaves out three stars of the series–Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon–and has airbrushed Sarah Jessica Parker so severely that she’s veering into Mariah Carey territory.
Meanwhile, in real life, Parker was rocking a super-sexy outfit as she made her way back to her hotel in London from the premiere of her new film, Did You Hear About the Morgans, in her small, sexy pink dress, fedora, purple pumps and long, black coat.
See? That’s the kind of excess and plethora of accessories that we want.
Gallery Info: The first poster for the Sex and the City 2 emerges and Sarah Jessica Parker returns to her hotel, after attending the London Premiere of Did You Hear About the Morgans, held at the Odeon Leicester Square.