Serena Williams In Blue

November 7th, 2005 // 19 Comments

So not flattering. First off, support the puppies a bit. Secondly, those athletic legs and the short short skirt don’t work.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. ohmigod. I hope she didn’t sit down in that dress. She’s talking fashion cues from Paris Hilton and her body is not built tiny dresses.

  2. King Smart Ian

    “She” works most nights at the corner of 45th Street and 11th Avenue. $20, oral only, obviously.

  3. dottcomm1

    that’s a man, baby!

  4. Um….don’t hate on her athletic self. She’s still hot. Better to have muscular legs in a mini than a fat ass spectating, you know?

  5. Cheesy

    God love her, and I’m sure He does, but for heaven’s sake, does she own a mirror?

    She looks now, and will probably always look, like a man in drag. And going for the sleek and sexy look doesn’t go over well when you can kill any mortal with your thighs.

  6. Erica

    Miu, Give me a damn break!! So only skinny Paris Hilton and May Kate Olson types belong in mini skirts??!! He legs are awesome and should be seen. I think your body standards have totally been distorted by our media. Her chest looks great, She doesn’t need the extra support in that dress. I guess only Pam Anderson can go without a bra?? Her body is so tight… I guess you should be jealous.

  7. Tina Turner pulled this off. Why shouldn’t Serena try?

  8. Krystyn

    I think she looks great. But I think it should be longer (no matter how big or small you are) it just looks skankarific, and she does need more boobie support. Sorry.

    But she looks healthy and could be sexy if she didn’t skank it up.

  9. Silasdog

    King Smart Ian got it right, she looks like a hooker. Now, how damn stupid is this, to be worth millions, be a public figure, and go around lookin’ like a street-walkin’ ho. And sexy? Give it a break. I’ve seen female impersonators sexier than her. She looks exactly like the same NYC street trash I’ve seen all my life.

  10. LuvChoo

    Nobody that looks like a linebacker should wear anything that short, shiney or frilly. Even girls with athletic builds have limitations in what is attractive on them. Sady, she missed that memo.

  11. melikkab

    I have no problem with her shape. I hate the dress and it’s unflattering to her figure in every way.

  12. I think she looks great! The dress just needs to be a little bit longer, that’s all. And I love the shoes!!!

  13. Wedding Lover

    Can someone tell her to hire a stylist???

  14. Wedding Lover

    She needs a stylist….that’s all. I’d be glad to help

  15. ms_houston_tx

    CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT I THINK THAT SERENA HAS A GREAT BODY, NO DOUBT BUT I DONT THINK THAT DRESS COMPLIMENTED HER FIGURE AT ALL, FIRST OFF HER BREAST HAD NO SUPPORT AND THE DRESS WAS JUST TOO TOO SHORT. ITS NOT BECAUSE SHE HAS A MUSCULAR BODY, THE DRESS IS SO SHORT THAT IT FOCUSES ON HOW MUSCULAR HER LEGS ARE. BUT I DONT THINK THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, I KNOW THERE ARE PLENTY PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD KILL TO HAVE A BODY LIKE HER INCLUDING MYSELF.

  16. Francine-A-Go-Go

    Flip Wilson looks good in blue

  17. HOT STUFF

    Lay off the roids bitch!!nobody wants a woman more masculine than they are!!

  18. gbgb

    I have to say the dress and the shoes are not what I’d pick, but hats off to Serena for not giving a damn, being herself and dressing as she pleases.

  19. spice156

    I think she looks great!Its just the way she posed.thats whats worng with the world now we look at the bad all the time and not the good.

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