Man, I get so freaked out writing about serial killers late at night. You never know which one of my obsessed fans might be creeping outside my window.
You know one way to avoided creepers? Carry around a diaper bag and guys will stay clear and far away. It’s like bug repellent. Unless you’re paparazzi, in which case you’re attracted to the ugly bag Michael C. Hall was toting while filming a scene from Season 5 of Dexter today.
For all you Dexter addicts, the show doesn’t return until September 26th, but check out the newest trailer that will give you more than enough reason to lock your doors at night. And keep that diaper bag handy.
Check out the newest Dexter trailer after the jump!