Sean Penn Has a Surly Threesome

January 8th, 2008 // 19 Comments

Star magazine is claiming that the impending divorce between Sean Penn and wife, Robin Wright, is the result of Sean getting caught red-handed with in bed with two women on what was supposed to be a romantic weekend for the couple. They were both staying in two different suites shortly before Christmas in Lake Tahoe, CA at the Squaw Valley. A source revealed that the couple appeared to be spending their vacation separately and when Robin had finally had enough of staying in her own suite, she went over to Sean’s, where she “found him drunk with two Russian girls!” And that exclamation point is quoted, I didn’t add it for emphasis.

Reportedly, Sean was unaffected by his wife’s discovery and resumed his festivities with his two guests. Later, he responded to questions of Robin’s whereabouts with “Who cares?” Seriously, when isn’t this guy in a sour mood? Robin should have known that the fact that she’s neither an independent film, nor a third world country meant that he’d start hating her eventually.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Shootingstar

    Surly or not, he’s still one hot mother-b*tch. I’d do him.

  2. lastdiva

    Separate bedrooms? On vacation?? WTF? Why even go??

  3. Zelda F. & Henry V.

    Can’t stand him. Arrogant, psycho, flag waving commie pinko.

  4. Sue

    He is U-G-U-Y!!! can not imagine anyone or anything touching him, so major gross.

  5. Sue

    U-G-L-Y (correction).

    Seeeee what happens when you see an ugly picture your spelling goes all to heck…..lol

  6. ah…seems interesting. I saw this news on http://www.casualpal.com too

  7. T-Bone

    Zelda & Sue – Can’t add anything to what you already said. I wholeheartedly agree…

  8. T-Bone

    Oh wait, I do have something to say ;)
    I always love it when celebrities like Sean Penn try to tell the world how to live, yet they can’t even keep their own sh*t in line and do the right thing…

  9. devil

    I always thought Robin Wright was too good for Sean Penn. Thankfully, Robin’s finally realized it too.

  10. Hey Cupcake

    Yawn, old news. Seriously, I read stories about his infidelity a decade ago… including one story about a daliance at a party he was hosting in his own home. The divorce is overdue. Guess Robin finally decided to reclaim her dignity.

  11. tray

    I believe it he has a bad rep with sex and women

  12. tray

    I believe it he has a bad rep with sex and women

  13. tray

    I believe it he has a bad rep with sex and women

  14. I actually have the semi-scoop on this one, for once, from someone who knows them. He’s been trying to divorce her for ages but she was having none of it for some reason. Their marriage has been fakey fake for quite a while now. I don’t know why she finally caved, maybe to save her reputation, not that that makes any sense.

  15. TheExpatriot

    Buttercup is available again? That’s what I call good news.

  16. Xicana

    Zelda F. & Henry V.: “I do not think that word means what you think it means.” If we are gonna throw around insults and slurs, we should try to, at the least, get them down correctly. It’s actually “card-carrying commie pinko” NOT “flag waving commie pinko.” When you call someone a “flag waver” you are usually referring to some form of Conservatism. Quite the opposite of what I think you meant.

  17. Cheating ON your romantic weekend with your wife? That’s a special type of stupid. Hope it’s expensive for him.

  18. Zelda F. & Henry V.

    Xicana: Nope, I meant what I said. If I want to refer to someone as a “flag waving commie pinko” I certainly shall. I didn’t know there was a rule book for said derogatory remarks. Where do you come up with this? More importantly, don’t you have anything more relevant to do with your time than “correct” my insults and remarks? (I seem to remember this scenario from a past story). And if you’re so intent upon “corrections”, you may want to use “going to” instead of “gonna”. Sounds so much more intelligent, and I believe is more proper grammar.

  19. Damail

    You mean Sean didn’t beat her up? That’s how his first marriage ended.

Leave A Comment