Scott Storch Wants To Get Into Lindsay Lohan’s Pants

Which I imagine isn’t really that hard to do, making it seem like pretty big overkill that he’s gone and given her about one million dollars worth of diamonds as a present. From Page Six of the New York Post:

Our source says Storch, who has reportedly earned more than $70 million as a music producer, gave Lohan $1 million worth of diamond jewelry as a gift. A spy at Mansion in South Beach said she was adorned with “the sickest diamond necklace and ear rings” and a three-stone diamond ring. Storch “has a total crush on her,” claims one insider, while others say “he just wants to do her music.”

Whether or not he wants to bed her or do her music, this fool is WAY overestimating the difficulty in getting to do either. I have a feeling that at this point, he could get away with dangling a shiny piece of tin foil in front of her and she’d be naked and/or in a recording studio in about 2.8 seconds.

GEM OVERLOAD [Page Six | New York Post]

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