Scott Storch Upset That He Bothered Making So Much Money, Only To Find That Girls Still Find Him Creepy

January 29th, 2007 // 4 Comments

A little birdie told Page Six of the New York Post that record producer Scott Storch was bummed out that none of his high-profile female friends managed to make it out to his birthday bash last month. He threw a big party in Miami at the Mansion nightclub, only to find himself in the middle of a sausage-fest, celebrity-wise.

“He’s upset that none of his famous female friends – Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears – bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year’s! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special ‘Happy Birthday’ to him and she was a no-show, too.” A rep for Storch said, “Scott was not upset at all – he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake.”

One word how you could solve that problem, guy. Evite. Seriously, people feel obligated to respond. And don’t accept “maybe” as an answer. It’s a bullshit response that essentially means nothing. At least that’s what I’m trying to express whenever I use it.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. Jinxy McDeath

    “and a naked girl even popped out of the cake.” ONLY BECAUSE SHE WAS PAID TO BE NAKED AND IN A CAKE.

    Scotty’s so physically repellent, he’d have to pay for female companionship – he’s the reason music is such crap today, so may this be his very last birfday!

  2. sandy

    Ok, with all due respect and everything (I’m sure he’s a very nice guy), he could be the nicest guy in the world and I wouldn’t go to his party.

    ********** HE’S CREEPY!!! **********

  3. perrepidge

    Does nobody find the fact funny that Kim Kardashian (or her twin sister) is kissing Scott on the cheeck, while clutching money in her hand?

    Check out the third pic in the set and tell me that’s not true. There’s even a look in his begging the cameras to capture the moment.

    As for his ‘attractiveness’……he’s all kinds of foul. He’s like the douchebag supremo, and that takes away from anyof the positive points he may have, leaving aside looks from the whole equation.

  4. tiesha

    What’s wrong with scott, Isee everyone messages and there negative, fill me in because I’am so lost.

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