Scott Storch is the not-so-proud papa to 4 month old Jalen Scott Storch. A Miami judge is laying down the paternity thunder and declared Scott the “legal, natural, and biological father.” The child support and custody issues will be ironed out soon.
This incident follows many unfortunate “bad calls” on Scott’s behalf. He is on tape airing his feelings for the “firecrotch” incident and dropped out of Christina Aguilera’s latest album. The class just seeps from his mouth and terrible taste in jewelry.
While he denies being a “deadbeat dad”, I can’t help but wonder who would actually want to bear offspring of this guy?
Written by Cara Harrington