Scott Storch is a Bad Baby-Daddy

August 21st, 2006 // 5 Comments

Scott Storch is the not-so-proud papa to 4 month old Jalen Scott Storch. A Miami judge is laying down the paternity thunder and declared Scott the “legal, natural, and biological father.” The child support and custody issues will be ironed out soon.

This incident follows many unfortunate “bad calls” on Scott’s behalf. He is on tape airing his feelings for the “firecrotch” incident and dropped out of Christina Aguilera’s latest album. The class just seeps from his mouth and terrible taste in jewelry.

While he denies being a “deadbeat dad”, I can’t help but wonder who would actually want to bear offspring of this guy?

Scott Storch — Deadbeat Dad? [TMZ]

Written by Cara Harrington

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Small Fry

    You mean someone actually slept with this guy? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  2. This guy is the white Urkel with a gangsta stylist. I don’t know who the hell he thinks he’s fooling.

  3. Chiquita

    you know if he didn’t have the money, he’d get the living crap beaten out of him in no time.

  4. Jinxy McDeath

    He’s ghetto fabulous! No, really he is. He’s a wee bitty man who boinked Paris H, *snickorz* pays for an entourage so he has friends, buys cars and bling to impress the ladies, and doesn’t cover his jimmy.

    Yeah, color me impressed. Yawnski.

  5. Juju

    Chiquita, his son will do it when he grows up.

    This guy’s a wannabe, thus a non-issue.

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