Scott Baio Dishes All His Dirt

January 26th, 2007 // 11 Comments

The book that will soon replace my copy of JDick’s memoirs, “No Lifeguard On Duty,” as my favorite trashy celebrity confessional has got to be the as-of-yet unpublished, “BaioWatch: How I Dated and Loved Hollywood’s Most Beautiful Women and Ended Up Alone.” That’s right, Bob Loblaw is shopping a manuscript detailing Baio’s romantic history with the various famous women who have come and gone in his life, according to Radar.

Pamela Anderson – “One day Pamela came home and said, ‘I’m thinking of getting my boobs done.’ Admittedly, I was surprised. My initial response, ‘Reduced?’ She already had large, beautiful, natural breasts. At that moment I knew our relationship would soon begin to crumble.”

More between-the-sheets confessions from Baio after the jump.

Beverly D’Angelo – “Beverly was standing there at Liza’s party. I didn’t even introduce myself. I walked right over to her and confessed, “You know, you have one of the sexiest qualities a woman can ever have.

‘Oh yeah? What’s that?’ she asked. ‘You have an overbite.’

‘I don’t have an overbite, dear,’ she said. ‘I have a cocksucker’s mouth.’”

Liza Minelli – “‘I really want your sperm. You’re a talented, good-looking Italian guy. That’s what I want my child to be.’

I was incredulous. ‘What are you gonna do with my sperm?’

‘Well, I’m going to take my egg and put it into somebody else’s body.’”

Now THAT would have been an unexpected twist in an episode of “Arrested Development” I bet was going to reveal itself halfway through Season Four, except that sadly, we will never know. Sniff. Sorry, I just really miss that show.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. newfgirl

    Yet another attempt by a washed up, d-lister past his sell-by date to get some press. These people need to LET IT GO!!

  2. Sarah

    Poor Scottie has some bills to pay!

  3. erin

    no Joanie stories? Chachi don’t love Joanie no more…

  4. Neila

    That’s Pam Anderson???????

  5. danielle

    No this is Playmate Renee Sloan, ( she was pam’s stunt double on baywatch for 4 seasons) Scott has been with her since mid 2005. He is very happy and serious with her. She owns and is the head designer of her clothing company.

  6. Elaine

    Erin, don’t you worry my dear. There is indeed a story about Joanie and Chachi. Actually, its so funny, I can’t believe it wasn’t posted with this story! He talks about how they both lost their virginity together. He then goes on to say he didn’t know what he was doing and after a bit, he realized he had been screwing the cushions on the couch and not her.

    PS: Lisa, I’m with you about Arrested Development. I bet a Bob Loblaw/Lucille 2 hook up would’ve been in the cards for season 4. Maybe the Fonz would even come back for a 3-way. And Ron Howard could narrate. Sigh.

  7. amanda

    instead of writting that in a book he should’ve post it on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog

  8. chichi

    He dated her when she was on Baywatch by then she already had implants. I’ve seen pic of her when she was still a starlet in Canada with dark hair but she was maybe a b cup the most, she was very pretty tho back then. So I dont know what he’s saying when he states he dated her pre-implants. Maybe he has the onset of Alzheimer and cant remember.

  9. Remember Bugsy Malone?

  10. Dunn No

    What, no trysts with Leif Garrett or Shaun Cassidy? What a rip off.

  11. Confess Your Love For Scott Baio!

    Remember all your TigerBeat magazines and posters of Scott Baio? All those long nights staring into his eyes on your bedroom wall poster? Well, finally you can write in and tell Scott why he should marry you! And Scott may read your response online on VSPOT. So go ahead tell him why he deserves your heart!

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