Scary News Hellion Knocked Up With Twins

June 26th, 2007 // 12 Comments

Nancy Grace could take you in a fight. And she WILL drive you to suicide. Anyway, she’s knocked up with twins.

Anchorwoman and lawyer Nancy Grace is known for exposing the truth on CNN Headline, but she’s been keeping a huge secret of her own: twins! Grace, 47, is four months pregnant.

(The father is her investment banker husband, David Linch, 41, whom she wed April 21.)

“I kept [the pregnancy] quiet because I wanted to make sure all would be healthy,” Grace, a Georgia native, tells Us. “I’ve worn loose-fitting clothes and I guess [audiences] just thought I was getting heavier!”

Any crazy cravings? “Watermelon, peaches and my mother’s southern fried chicken!”

And justice! Nancy Grace has a craving for justice. She will stare at you from your tv screen and make you wither and cry. Something about her manner makes my balls crawl back up into my stomach cavitiy. Hopefully her children don’t inherit that quality otherwise they make take over the planet.

By J. Harvey
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  1. SARAH

    I love me some Nancy Grace!!
    Yes, she’s a little wacky & over zealous, but she’s the kind of
    person I’d want on my side if my body was found decomposing in the desert. SHE’LL FIGHT FOR ME!! And she won’t let it go until she finds out WHO put me there!!!
    Congratulations, Ms. Grace!!

  2. Josephine

    Since I’m gay and am already going to hell, it doesn’t bother me to say that I hope she loses both of those demon seeds! Now, I feel better!

  3. Lisa

    I agree Sarah!!!!

    Although she did really piss me off when she defended the stripper in the Duke case.

  4. I have to laugh. Having children is life’s revenge. I hope her kids are little hell raisers.

  5. Tobeylee

    Holy Crap that lady seriously scares the bejesus out of me.

  6. Jeanne

    YEAH Nancy!!!! I’m her biggest fan! So happy for her!

  7. Jinxy McDeath

    I hate her, she’s a hideous excuse for a human being. Nice invitro Nance, you aging whore. Who the fuck would marry that idiot?

  8. shadygoddess13

    After watching your fiance get murdered right before your eyes would set anyone’s soul on fire for the rest of their life. Nancy, keep withering the evil in this world.

  9. Drake

    Her personal tragedies shouldn’t cause her to falsely accuse others. Zealotry is harmful even if the impetus is benign. The road to hell yadda yadda and so forth.

  10. DonHo

    I hope some of the the nasty, bitter bile she generally spews around backs up inside her and poisons the little demon spawn.

    She’s a nasty self-righteous pious mouthed emotional thug. After she played judge, jury and executioner to those young men from Rutgers, she should have lost her job as much as the prosecuter. But, of course, she failed to even apologize.

    Or, better yet, I hope she suffers from horrible post-partum depression and… Watch her beg for the kind of mercy of which she’s so obviously incapable.

  11. I am glad the babies are doing well. I do believe that much of her hatred and not ever believing in the one on the defense is due to her having had her fiance murdered. I don’t believe she was present because I heard her talk about it on Larry King show and nothing was ever mentioned about her being with her boyfriend. I would want her on my side if I had someone killed for sure. I do think she is not considerate enough about those who have been accused because everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Nancy Grace is not the judge and jury nor is she the one who should be pointing fingers at often time maybe innocent people. She is bitter and she can’t let what happened to her rest. Whenever she is able to let the past not be the present, she will live a happier life I imagine.

  12. I am glad the babies are doing well. I do believe that much of her hatred and not ever believing in the one on the defense is due to her having had her fiance murdered. I don’t believe she was present because I heard her talk about it on Larry King show and nothing was ever mentioned about her being with her boyfriend. I would want her on my side if I had someone killed for sure. I do think she is not considerate enough about those who have been accused because everyone is innocent until proven guilty. Nancy Grace is not the judge and jury nor is she the one who should be pointing fingers at often time maybe innocent people. She is bitter and she can’t let what happened to her rest. Whenever she is able to let the past not be the present, she will live a happier life I imagine.

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