Scary Guy Busted On Scooter

November 8th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Good lord, the reason why Mickey Rourke was so good in “Sin City” was because he wasn’t wearing any makeup. Jesus Pleesuz. Mickey’s crazy punch drunk ass got pinched for DUI this morning on Miami Beach….on a baby blue Vespa. I’d laugh but he might find me and sucker me in the face. It’s like that with him. Mickey was out on the prowl at 2 AM on his putt-putt with some chick.

“They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter,” the photographer said. “They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block. “The cop says to him: ‘You swerved right in front of me.’ And Mickey answered: ‘No, no, dude, I’m all right.’”

According to the police report, Rourke asked the cop, “What the f*** did I do?!” Cops say the actor’s “face” was flushed, his eyes were bloodshot and watery and his speech was slurred. “I’m not drunk, I didn’t even drink that much,” Rourke said, according to the report.

Mickey was being held on a 1000 dollar bond. You’d have to drink to be a straight American man on a powder blue Vespa. Damn, that’s not even Britpop. This isn’t Florence. This is Miami, papi, and you’re a drunk hulk on a vagina cycle.

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. stolidog

    I heard that both he and nick cage are the unaknowledged love children of Skeletor and She-Ra.

  2. green cardigan

    stoli, that explains it! There is no denying that Mick and Nick look like Masters of the Universe.

    that She ra was a terrible woman, and its rumoured that Skeletor has an army of love children..

  3. devil

    Ew. Mickey must have the same plastic surgeon as Heather Mills.

  4. Juanita

    I’m frightened!

  5. joan durtz

    That! is an ugly ass man.

  6. Zelda F.

    Gosh…… In 9 1/2 weeks, he was SO sexy….. WTF happened? Looks like Kim whipped him in the face 12 too many times with that horse whip… OR an ugly stick!!! Dayamn!!!

  7. Zelda F.

    Gosh…… In 9 1/2 weeks, he was SO sexy….. WTF happened? Looks like Kim whipped him in the face 12 too many times with that horse whip… OR an ugly stick!!! Dayamn!!!

  8. rdiggity1

    I used to get drunk and ride a 50cc scooter in college cause you can’t speed, you’re not gonna hurt anybody and you just need to remember to signal.

Leave A Comment