Lindsay Lohan Traded Her Voice For Legs
Hmm, yeah, so here’s Lindsay Lohan in a dress that I feel can aptly be described as “dowdy mermaid.” Seriously, how on earth does she manage to look so frumpy when she’s go so much cleavage exposed? It’s a riddle, really.
Lindsay’s looking like she’s got a little more meat on her bones, which is good, but you know something’s wrong when you look at a bunch of little tarts from The Hills and they appear comparatively fresh-faced compared to eyeliner-loving Lindsay. I feel like she’s always wearing nighttime make-up for day.
Also, I’m happy to report that along with all of these young ones showing up to this event–which was to promote the launch of a new LG TV–Ms. Bai Ling managed to step out onto the red carpet and looked stunning, as usual. You can see pictures of the notorious red carpet crasher after the jump. Her dress and colorful belt pretty much blew Lindsay’s ensemble out of the water (pun totally intended). But I think the best part of her outfit would have to be those strange blueish scars on her shins. Did she get those during her airport gift shop heist?
40 more photos featuring Lindsay Lohan, Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Ryan Cabrera, Milo Ventimiglia, Kristin Cavallari, Dave Annable, Wilmer Valderrama, Michelle Rodriguez, Laruen Bosworth, John Hensley, Travis Barker, Chris Evans, Tila Tequila, Jason Lewis, Emmy Rossum, Eric Balfour, Kelly Brook, Enrique Murciano and Bai Ling from the Scarlett Series Launch party are after the jump.