Scarlett Wants Capt. Abs To Slow The Hell Down

Scarjo and Ryan Reynolds appear to be an item, but Scarjo wants him to back the hell up and stop stressing a bitch out once in awhile. She knows he moves fast. He already screwed with Alanis Morrissette’s head and made her angry again!

The “Lost in Translation” actress has been dating Ryan Reynolds since April, fresh from his broken engagement to pop singer Alanis Morissette. And though he’s a big fan of moving foward, Johansson says she’s not quite ready.

The Van Wilder actor is said to be absolutely crazy about Scarlett. One source told press, “Ryan has been dropping hints about wedding plans but Scarlett put him in his place quickly. She feels too young to tie the knot.”

Scarjo is said to “really like him” and doesn’t want “the relationship to fall apart”. This doesn’t bode well. He moves fast, then gets cold feet and splits. Those fears could mean she could be writing a song about going down on him in a theatre soon. She’s sort of a musician. She sang with Jesus & Mary Chain!


More photos of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds walking through the airport while holding hands are after the jump.