Scarlett Wants Capt. Abs To Slow The Hell Down

September 18th, 2007 // 10 Comments

Scarjo and Ryan Reynolds appear to be an item, but Scarjo wants him to back the hell up and stop stressing a bitch out once in awhile. She knows he moves fast. He already screwed with Alanis Morrissette’s head and made her angry again!

The “Lost in Translation” actress has been dating Ryan Reynolds since April, fresh from his broken engagement to pop singer Alanis Morissette. And though he’s a big fan of moving foward, Johansson says she’s not quite ready.

The Van Wilder actor is said to be absolutely crazy about Scarlett. One source told press, “Ryan has been dropping hints about wedding plans but Scarlett put him in his place quickly. She feels too young to tie the knot.”

Scarjo is said to “really like him” and doesn’t want “the relationship to fall apart”. This doesn’t bode well. He moves fast, then gets cold feet and splits. Those fears could mean she could be writing a song about going down on him in a theatre soon. She’s sort of a musician. She sang with Jesus & Mary Chain!


More photos of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds walking through the airport while holding hands are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. Billy

    WTF is up with ScarJo’s pants

  2. BBL

    I like her – she doesn’t look too skinny like a lot of starlets.

  3. Billy

    WTF is up with ScarJo’s pants, I think she pulled those from my Mom’s closet

  4. BBL

    Billy, that’s the new trend in Hollywood! Mom jeans! Do you remember that SNL skit…a commercial for “Mom Jeans”? Funny.

  5. JNX

    Hehe, teacher pants.

    He is one hot sumbich

  6. JNX

    Hehe, teacher pants.

    He is one hot sumbich

  7. stolidog

    Who the hell would tell Ryan Renolds to slow down? Faster pussycat, faster.

  8. Interloper

    She has a tremendous figure. Those nasty pants should come with a hazard warning.

  9. Char

    I don’t care if certain things are in style or not. Those Mom pants are so hideous. No one’s crotch should look that big.

  10. Chrissy O.

    Okay, am i the only one who liked him better with Alanis?? but i’m glad he might’ve made her angry again. better music to come, hopefully!! not that her previous stuff hasn’t been amazing…

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