Scarlett Johansson’s Used Kleenex Sells

Someone better be trying to clone her or frame her big boobies for murders, because the alternatives are just too pervy to think about. Scarlett Johansson’s used tissue with her snoogs on it went for $5,300 on Ebay. For real? The used Kleenex might be a better actress (ok, ok, Ghost World and Lost in Translation were rad. But since then?)

Here she is dressed like a ceramics teacher at The Spirit premiere in Berlin with co-stars Eva Mendes and Samuel L. Jackson.

Johansson blew her nose during an appearance to promote her new flick The Spirit on Jay Leno’s borefest. They joked about her being able to sell it on EBay. And voila! Some geneticist, a person looking to off a bitch and blame ScarJo or a mucous fetishist purchased it. The buyer will be introduced on Jay’s show tonight.

The silver lining in this snotrag is that all the proceeds went to the USA Harvest charity.


Someone better be trying to clone her or frame her big boobies for
murders, because the alternatives are just too pervy to think about. Scarlett Johansson’s used tissue with her snoogs on it went for $5,300 on Ebay. For real? The used Kleenex might be a better actress (ok, ok, Ghost World and Lost in Translation were rad. But since then?)Here she is dressed like a ceramics teacher at The Spirit premiere in Berlin with co-stars Eva Mendes and Samuel L. Jackson.Johansson blew her nose during an appearance to promote her new flick The Spirit on Jay Leno’s borefest. They joked about her being able to sell it on EBay.
And voila! Some geneticist, a person looking to off a bitch and blame
ScarJo or a mucous fetishist purchased it. The buyer will be introduced
on Jay’s show tonight.The silver lining in this snotrag is that all the proceeds went to the USA Harvest charity.