Scarlett Johansson On A “Rigid Diet”

March 26th, 2009 // 5 Comments

So the Internets are a flurry with talk of Scarlett Johansson and how she’s counting her calories these days.

While at the Moet & Chandon’s “Tribute to Film” soiree at London’s Big Sky Studios Tuesday, Page Six reported ScarJo looked “very slim” and disclosed to Thandie Newton that she was on a very “rigid diet.”

While Hollywood starlets on diets isn’t under any stretch of the imagination newsworthy — everyone is sort of worried Scarlett may deplete her wondrous fun sacks. A normal-sized rack  coupled with her new dark tresses makes Scarlett hardly the Woody Allen muse we’ve fallen into a very complicated love/hate relationship with.

Uh Oh. Somebody better sign up for some acting classes! ASAP! We’re loath to think anyone would watch a throwaway romantic comedy or spend thousands on a dirty kleenex minus Fred and Ethel.

Gallery Info: Scarlett Johansson at the Tribute to Film soiree, a Dolce and Gabbana event, and looking blonde and curvy in UK’s Cosmopolitan.

By Melissa Noble
  1. Dee Cee

    She always disappoints when she doesn’t speak with a snobbish Romanian Accent.

  2. Peter Paul Reubens

    Scarlett on a diet? A sad day indeed….

  3. orange

    she’s channeling Angelina Jolie looks here ..

  4. Char

    She’s channelling a massive forehead (and head in general) here. Women who rely on their breasts for their own value and sole reason for existence perpetuate the myth that the rest of us have to follow suit. She annoys the crap out of me.

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