Scarlett Johansson Married Ryan Reynolds!!

September 28th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

UPDATE: Us Weekly is reporting that they were married at
some kind of “remote wilderness resort” outside Vancouver. Scarlett’s
mother and brother were in attendance. Remote wilderness resort? What
is this–f*cking Lost? The boyfriend’s going to read this and want to get married at a “remote wilderness resort” now. He’s crunchy like that.
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We think. People magazine is reporting that Barack Obama supporter Scarlett Johansson married fiance and ab master Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds in a small ceremony on Friday. Reynolds ex Alanis Morrisette did not crash to rake Ryan’s back with her nails and scream about how he liked when she went down on him in a theater. Yes, I know that was Uncle Joey from Full House, but suck a dude off during the trailers once….you know what I’m saying.

They were engaged this past May.

The wedding was described as “quiet.” That’s all we have at this point. Stay tuned. I’m sure she managed to make her titties the center of wedding attention

Click any image in the gallery for 9 more photos of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds!


UPDATE: Us Weekly is reporting that they were married at
some kind of “remote wilderness resort” outside Vancouver. Scarlett’s
mother and brother were in attendance. Remote wilderness resort? What
is this–f*cking Lost? The boyfriend’s going to read this and want to get married at a “remote wilderness resort” now. He’s crunchy like that.
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We think. People magazine is reporting that Barack Obama supporter Scarlett Johansson married fiance and ab master Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds in a small ceremony on Friday. Reynolds ex Alanis Morrisette did
not crash to rake Ryan’s back with her nails and scream about how he
liked when she went down on him in a theater. Yes, I know that was
Uncle Joey from Full House, but suck a dude off during the trailers once….you know what I’m saying.They were engaged this past May.The
wedding was described as “quiet.” That’s all we have at this point.
Stay tuned. I’m sure she managed to make her titties the center of
wedding attentionClick any image in the gallery for 9 more photos of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds!

By J. Harvey
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