Scarlett Johansson Backpedaling On Her Slut Views

Boobalicious Scarlett Johansson is up on the cover of Cosmopolitan. She’s been kinda busy lately, what with her engagement to human washboard Ryan Reynolds and everyone saying she was getting a little too cozy with her e-mails to presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Scarjo has been known for her progressive thoughts on sexuality in the past. In face, she’s previously said that she doesn’t think monogamy works. Given that it looks sort of like she might have been trying to ladle some of Obama’s pants soup via e-mail, she’s revising her opinion. She’s saying that there are some positive aspects of not laying on your back and letting every Tom, Dick and Harry up in your urea (yeah I used a “u”).

“I don’t think it’s [monogamy] 
a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn’t mean I don’t
believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate.
I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. I would never want to be
in an open one. It’d be too awful. Monogamy can be hard work for some
people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot
of people can do it,” she says in the interview.

The Secret Service (and Ryan Reynolds) probably told her to cut the shit. And that her album sucked. OK, they didn’t say that, I did. And it does. Damn, vanity projects are the worst!


Boobalicious Scarlett Johansson is up on the cover of Cosmopolitan. She’s been kinda busy lately, what with her engagement to human washboard Ryan Reynolds and everyone saying she was getting a little too cozy with her e-mails to presidential candidate Barack Obama.Scarjo
has been known for her progressive thoughts on sexuality in the past.
In face, she’s previously said that she doesn’t think monogamy works.
Given that it looks sort of like she might have been trying to ladle
some of Obama’s pants soup via e-mail, she’s revising her opinion.
She’s saying that there are some positive aspects of not laying on your
back and letting every Tom, Dick and Harry up in your urea (yeah I used
a “u”).“I don’t think it’s [monogamy] 
a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn’t mean I don’t
believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate.
I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. I would never want to be
in an open one. It’d be too awful. Monogamy can be hard work for some
people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot
of people can do it,” she says in the interview.The
Secret Service (and Ryan Reynolds) probably told her to cut the shit.
And that her album sucked. OK, they didn’t say that, I did. And it
does. Damn, vanity projects are the worst!