Scarlett Johansson Backpedaling On Her Slut Views

July 2nd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Boobalicious Scarlett Johansson is up on the cover of Cosmopolitan. She’s been kinda busy lately, what with her engagement to human washboard Ryan Reynolds and everyone saying she was getting a little too cozy with her e-mails to presidential candidate Barack Obama.

Scarjo has been known for her progressive thoughts on sexuality in the past. In face, she’s previously said that she doesn’t think monogamy works. Given that it looks sort of like she might have been trying to ladle some of Obama’s pants soup via e-mail, she’s revising her opinion. She’s saying that there are some positive aspects of not laying on your back and letting every Tom, Dick and Harry up in your urea (yeah I used a “u”).

“I don’t think it’s [monogamy] 
a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn’t mean I don’t
believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate.
I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. I would never want to be
in an open one. It’d be too awful. Monogamy can be hard work for some
people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot
of people can do it,” she says in the interview.

The Secret Service (and Ryan Reynolds) probably told her to cut the shit. And that her album sucked. OK, they didn’t say that, I did. And it does. Damn, vanity projects are the worst!


Boobalicious Scarlett Johansson is up on the cover of Cosmopolitan. She’s been kinda busy lately, what with her engagement to human washboard Ryan Reynolds and everyone saying she was getting a little too cozy with her e-mails to presidential candidate Barack Obama.Scarjo
has been known for her progressive thoughts on sexuality in the past.
In face, she’s previously said that she doesn’t think monogamy works.
Given that it looks sort of like she might have been trying to ladle
some of Obama’s pants soup via e-mail, she’s revising her opinion.
She’s saying that there are some positive aspects of not laying on your
back and letting every Tom, Dick and Harry up in your urea (yeah I used
a “u”).“I don’t think it’s [monogamy] 
a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn’t mean I don’t
believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate.
I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. I would never want to be
in an open one. It’d be too awful. Monogamy can be hard work for some
people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot
of people can do it,” she says in the interview.The
Secret Service (and Ryan Reynolds) probably told her to cut the shit.
And that her album sucked. OK, they didn’t say that, I did. And it
does. Damn, vanity projects are the worst!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Serge G.

    Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
    I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important – CHRISTIAN young lady!
    I’ll tell you guys more, those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
    Apparently those clones are very actively shown on your website. This is just a warning, because original person is not happy about those images and video, rumors and etc., in that way it would be really nice if you try slow down that ”actress” career development on your magazine, original Scarlett’s parents will really appreciated that. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. Please remember that original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created, it all need to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. If you ignore warning after this message, there can happen law suit..
    Original Scarlett is not engage!
    Her close friend Serge G.
    P.S.
    H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.
    These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

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