This is what Page Six is asking today.
WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? “Mark my words: They’ll have a baby,” said our source. “Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they’ll procreate” . . .
Mmm. This is tough. Who could it be?
Weeks before he began wooing his brainwashed bride-to-be, Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet–who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III–imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. “[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,” Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!” Instead, he offered her dinner–and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.
After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts.
This is all very disturbing. Just think Scarlett, you could be engaged right now to Tom Cruise.
I was wondering, what would Lizzie Grubman think of all of this? Well thanks to Gawker, we’ve got our answer.
Gawker: Right, but don’t younger fans see him as a crackpot??Grubman: No, they don’t. And I definitely think they will 100% get married.?Gawker: Gross. Do you think that they’ll sleep in separate beds??Grubman: No, I think they will have hot passionate sex.?Gawker: You are one sick lady.
Can you imagine all the freaky faces Tom would be making during “passionate sex” with Katie? I’m going to have nightmares now.
Just Asking [Page Six]
Cruise Encounters Of The Third Kind [Radar]
IMterview: Lizzie Grubman on the Cruise / Holmes Engagement of Destruction [Gawker]