Scarlett Johansson Healing Divorce Heartache With Jared Leto

Damn girl. Is the ink even dry on your divorce papers yet?

Newly single Scarlett Johansson has taken her vulnerable state and used it in the way every down-on-herself kinda girl would: by calling her ex. Now I may not understand the furry animal that is planted on Jared Leto’s head while he did some Christmas shopping last week, but I do understand a hot semi-naked man when I see one.

Divorce may be the new black in LA, but maybe if Scarlett weren’t so mean to the Sexiest Man Alive, she’d be still sleeping with him instead of running back to a dude that wears manliner. #smh