Scarjo’s A Straight-Up Ass On Set

September 20th, 2007 // 13 Comments

Scarlett Johansson is acting like she’s god’s gift to the cinema on the set of “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Was that actually a novel you could write a screenplay from? Wasn’t it a set of rules for lonely women? How did they make it into a story? Scarjo is demanding umbrellas to shield her highness from the rays of the sun and from photogs and making people drive her ass a couple of steps in SUV’S. Don’t make me regret liking “Lost In Translation”, honey!

A source tells Us that on her first day, the star, 22, had a driver shuttle her the 100 yards to the set, while costar Drew Barrymore simply walked the distance. (Johansson also asked for three assistants to shield her with umbrellas.)

“Scarlett’s a total diva,” the insider tells Us. “Some people are cool, and others are not.”

A production source says, “We prefer talent use vans when filming on public streets, and Scarlett has only been professional.”

The production source is the one who has to get Scarlett’s soy latte right or she’ll buy his family’s ancestral home and turn them out into the streets. Why do we keep hearing more and more stories about what a cooze she is behind the scenes? I saw the ad for “The Nanny Diaries”. She’s so stank that she temporarily sucked the hot out of Chris Evans. Hold your own damn umbrella, banshee!

(Splash)

By J. Harvey
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  1. stolidog

    well, sorry to point out the obvious, but she IS holding her own umbrella, ella, ella in these photos.

  2. silvarga

    Wait, I’m sorry. Isn’t 100 yards actually the length of a football field?

  3. Lynne

    She is just keeping those brown spots away. Good for her.

  4. Darth Paul

    I think Woody Allen got to her head. She’s still gorgeous and Jewish, so I’m sticking with her…for now.

  5. Persistent Cat

    Remember after Lost in Translation when it was up for all kinds of awards and Sophia Coppola and Bill Murray were always accepting something or other? They could never stop saying nice things about each other but to my knowledge, neither one never said anything about Scarjo. Nothing. Nothing negative but nothing positive yet they never stopped praising each other. Kind of tells you something, n’est pas?

  6. Clementines

    Hey she’s providing steady work for the go’fers, assistants and body guards. My daughter is allergic to the heat from the sun, especially when wearing any makeup. It makes her break out in hives. Kim Bassinger has this same skin problem. Maybe her hair is special treated and will change color or dry out? So perhaps that’s also why Scarjo is needing the umbrella shade.

  7. anonymous

    MAJOR BITCH. No news here.

  8. silvarga

    Cammie?

    Cammie don’t hate late that. You’re still Americas Hottest Sweetheart.

  9. sabs

    I remember carrying a “sun” umbrella with my in grade school because the sun rays “hurt” my skin.

    I was made fun of so bad that I never used that umbrella ever again, even when it rained.

    We should hire some hecklers to follow her around so she can get some color to that skin of hers.

    and who else finds her voice to be the most horrible sound ever?

  10. Bodhi

    eh, I don’t care. I still love her

  11. Katie

    Ok this is the same…exact same stuff they said about Jessica Simpson on set. If you are going to lie at least be orginal.

  12. helen

    I’m a wardrobe assistant and have worked on a number of films.
    The actors have to have umbrellas to keep their hair and make up in good condition. It wastes precious time re-doing make up that has melted in the sun or hair that has been blown out of shape by the wind.
    Also, the make-up and wardrobe trucks are usually located a reasonable distance from the actual set so when an actor is changing costume or make-up and hair it saves time to shuttle them to and from set.
    That’s really all that’s happening.
    It’s standard procedure on any film set!

  13. Gary

    That doesn’t suprise me one bit! I can’t stand her at all! How anyone can honestly call her the sexiest woman alive is beyond me! Scarlet is ugly and nasty! Give me Britney Spears anyday!

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