Say Hello To Vin Diesel’s Kryptonics

March 8th, 2006 // 21 Comments

Vin Diesel to have given a pet name to his bulging biceps — “the kryptonics.” If he’s named his biceps, he has to have named his penis. Any guesses?

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  1. Lisa

    The “Iron Giant” maybe?

  2. Katie

    Cheez doodle.

  3. doofus

    to lisa…

    hahahahahahahaha! good one!

    I don’t care how mediocre of an actor he is, the man is smoking hot. YUM CITY.

  4. Vin's Thingy

    The Fudge Packer

  5. killentime

    “my brain”

  6. shane

    i agree with his yumminess factor.
    poor vin diesel, if you click on the link, he mentions showtunes… hes so cute and gay gay gayyyy.
    whats up with the top of his boxers? it looks like hes hiding a card or a piece of paper there. wtf?

  7. ilovevindiesel


  8. Ham Hoagie

    “Vlad the Impaler”

  9. bk_magnolia

    c’mon people… COCK DIESEL. isn’t it obvious?

  10. carrietru

    Easy. It’s the “Vin Weasel”.

  11. carlos

    ryan seacrest?!

  12. carlos

    ‘cock diesel’?!

    wtf: i don’t get it…

  13. Small Fry

    The Fudge Packer……..ha ha ha. That’s the most fitting in my opinion. Nice one Vin’s Thingy!

  14. QueenB

    Mini Me! Hahahahahahaha

  15. Your Mom

    I’ll give it a name: MINE.

    My God, he is one fine piece of ass!

  16. Stevie Wonder Boy

    I loves me a man in his tightie whities. Yummy!!

  17. houstonray

    Hmmm, I’m torn between “fast and the furious” and “The Pacifier”

  18. Diantha

    Lil Vin?

  19. Pablo

    How about the “LIMP-tonic”.

  20. Cameron

    Way to go on the we are late with this tidbit. I read that about 3 years ago in GQ magazine.

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