Sassy Suri Cruise Takes Katie Holmes Last-Minute Gift Hunting

December 23rd, 2008 // 8 Comments

It’s not that Suri Cruise forgot to get certain items on her shopping list for friends and family. It’s that she found out what Santa (feebly played by her dad Tom Cruise) was planning on giving her and she demanded her harried mother Katie Holmes go out and quickly find replacement gifts that were more in line with Suri’s extravagant needs.

Already exhausted and quite possibly in poor health, Katie was roused from a nap by her no-nonsense daughter who instructed her to “get her ass out of bed and buy [Suri] a present that doesn’t f—ing suck.” Or at least, that’s what we’re assuming happened, since we know Switchblade has a mean temper on her.

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It’s not that Suri Cruise forgot to get certain items on her shopping list for friends and family. It’s that she found out what Santa (feebly played by her dad Tom Cruise) was planning on giving her and she demanded her harried mother Katie Holmes go out and quickly find replacement gifts that were more in line with Suri’s extravagant needs.

Already exhausted and quite possibly in poor health,
Katie was roused from a nap by her no-nonsense daughter who instructed
her to “get her ass out of bed and buy [Suri] a present that doesn’t
f—ing suck.” Or at least, that’s what we’re assuming happened, since
we know Switchblade has a mean temper on her.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. mlk

    Katie just needs a good meal. My gosh she’s too thin. Someone, get her some meat & potatoes!

  2. threadingly ecstatic

    Yeah…give this girl a sandwich!!!

  3. threadingly ecstatic

    Look at those wrinkles!!! You would think she’d do something about that :X

  4. someone

    Katie looks really exhausted..she needs to get some rest.

  5. nonny

    2 FLAWLESS BEAUTIES!

  6. alicia

    Tiny Tom said during an interview Suri only wears dresses. When they put her in pants she supposedly takes them right off and goes for a dress. She’s in pants here and looks perfectly fine in them.

  7. alicia

    Tiny Tom said during an interview Suri only wears dresses. When they put her in pants she supposedly takes them right off and goes for a dress. She’s in pants here and looks perfectly fine in them.

  8. syl c.

    Between the two midgets in her life, KH is going nuts. Both midgets are headstrong, spoiled and have to have the last word and will throw the biggest fit if they don’t get their way. Poor woman always remember protect your knees as their could be some injuries to your knees in the ruckus between Tiny Tot and Tiny Tom. No wonder you look so exhausted!

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