Sarah Palin Trying To Figure Out If She Can Have Rummage Sale

The AP reports that not smarter than a 5th grader Sarah Palin spent the weekend flying through her dresser drawers and closet and trying to determine which outfits were bought for her by the Republican National Committee to rock on the campaign trail. The unashamed of her body Sarah, her old man John McCain, and the RNC were given the fish-eye when it was revealed that Palin reportedly ran up at a bill for over $150,000 for hot power suits at stores like Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.

Nothing she wore seemed that sartorially stunning to anyone, but apparently it was quality threads. Or at least what someone who can see Russia from her house figures to be what’s hot on the streets.

“She was just frantically … trying to sort stuff out,” Palin’s father Chuck Heath said.
“That’s the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything
has to be accounted for. Nothing goes right back to normal.”

Ok, firstly, please do not return worn underwear because that’s sketchy. The clothing will reportedly be donated to charity, be returned to the stores (so she hid the tags?), or Palin will have to pay for it. The excise tax is going to be sky high in Juneau this year!

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Sarah Palin.


The AP reports that not smarter than a 5th grader Sarah Palin
spent the weekend flying through her dresser drawers and closet and
trying to determine which outfits were bought for her by the Republican
National Committee to rock on the campaign trail. The unashamed of her body Sarah, her old man John McCain, and the RNC were given the fish-eye when it was revealed that Palin reportedly ran up at a bill for over $150,000 for hot power suits at stores like Neiman-Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.Nothing
she wore seemed that sartorially stunning to anyone, but apparently it
was quality threads. Or at least what someone who can see Russia from
her house figures to be what’s hot on the streets.”She was just frantically … trying to sort stuff out,” Palin’s father Chuck Heath said.
“That’s the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything
has to be accounted for. Nothing goes right back to normal.”Ok,
firstly, please do not return worn underwear because that’s sketchy.
The clothing will reportedly be donated to charity, be returned to the
stores (so she hid the tags?), or Palin will have to pay for it. The
excise tax is going to be sky high in Juneau this year!

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Sarah Palin.