Sarah Palin Is A Gun-Totin’ Granny

December 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Losing Republican vice-presidential candidate and wilderness woman Sarah Palin is a grandmother. Her daughter Bristol Palin, 18,  gave birth on Saturday to Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston at 5:30 am, according to a relative. Palin shouldn’t worry, she’s still sexy despite being a granny. But assuredly still leaky in the brains area.

“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, sister to Bristol’s
grandmother. “The baby is fine and
Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”

Tripp is Bristol’s son with apprentice electrician and hockey-playing, self-described redneck Levi Johnston, whose moms just got pinched for drug dealing. They have trailer parks in Alaska? Because this sounds very halter top (halter parka?) and Newports and fights over whose trailer is on whose space.

Levi and Bristol reportedly plan to wed in 2009, after she gets her diploma via correspondence courses.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in the gallery!


Losing Republican vice-presidential candidate and wilderness woman Sarah Palin is a grandmother.
Her daughter Bristol Palin, 18,  gave birth on Saturday to Tripp Easton
Mitchell Johnston at 5:30 am, according to a relative. Palin shouldn’t
worry, she’s still sexy despite being a granny. But assuredly still leaky in the brains area.

“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, sister to Bristol’s
grandmother. “The baby is fine and
Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”

Tripp is Bristol’s son with apprentice electrician and hockey-playing, self-described redneck Levi
Johnston, whose moms just got pinched for drug dealing. They have
trailer parks in Alaska? Because this sounds very halter top (halter
parka?) and Newports and fights over whose trailer is on whose space.

Levi and Bristol reportedly plan to wed in 2009, after she gets her diploma via correspondence courses.Check out all 10+ photos of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Killershoes

    I am glad Bristol and Tripp are doing fine and they have at least one honest and loving set of parents to help them in life.

  2. Walkere

    can you imagine their sex?

  3. joan durtz

    She has more breast tissue than brain cells. Like mother, like daughter.

    Her lame boyfriend will be gone in a year.

  4. Bojo

    May Social Services rescue this poor child and place him in a good home…

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