Sarah Palin In A Sexy Bathing Suit!

September 29th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Come one, come all! Here’s some footage of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition during her beauty pageant days. This was truly a grand affair. Such poise! Feel the heat as she models a red tank suit. The incredibly intelligent and capable Palin was a shoe-in. I don’t know how the title of Miss Alaska was ever denied her! Sabotage! One of those other hillbilly bitches who live near Russia did her in!

This what the announcer says:

“Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television
broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science.
It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by ‘Who’s Who?’ since
she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to
student politics to athletics… Ladies and gentlemen, contestant no.
8, Sarah Heath!”

This was the Miss Alaska competition in 1984.

I want Sandra Bernhard for VP instead. Seriously, if she ends up in the White House…I might have to jump off a dam. I’ll tie myself to Tina Fey‘s back.

Check out all the photos of Sarah Palin in the gallery.


Come one, come all! Here’s some footage of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin
in a swimsuit competition during her beauty pageant days. This was
truly a grand affair. Such poise! Feel the heat as she models a red
tank suit. The incredibly intelligent and capable Palin was a shoe-in.
I don’t know how the title of Miss Alaska was ever denied her!
Sabotage! One of those other hillbilly bitches who live near Russia did
her in! This what the announcer says:”Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television
broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science.
It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by ‘Who’s Who?’ since
she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to
student politics to athletics… Ladies and gentlemen, contestant no.
8, Sarah Heath!”This was the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. I want Sandra Bernhard for VP instead. Seriously, if she ends up in the White House…I might have to jump off a dam. I’ll tie myself to Tina Fey‘s back.

By J. Harvey
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