George Clooney And Sarah Larson Are As Weird As Other Celebrity Couples

April 7th, 2008 // 6 Comments

George Clooney’s finding out that when a global superstar makes a random famous overnight, the freakiness comes a’runnin! Clooney reportedly received an anonymous call telling him to offload Sarah Larson. He tried to trace it. People with money can make things happen.

Clooney played a voicemail message for a New Yorker reporter in which a “calm middle-aged voice” said “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”

Sarah Larson heard about this message and allegedly went off about how everyone’s giving her shit about supposedly being a stripper who’s after Clooney for his money. Well, DUH! What the hell? This is America, honey. People jump to conclusions. We’re judgey; it’s what we do! Clooney sent his “police officer-driver” to track down the call but came to a dead end. Police officer driver? Clooney can hire from the police force? Does he run the mob, too?

Sarah might be feeling a little sensitive this week. A supposed former lover, “rock musician” Tommy McKaughan, told the press that Sarah’s into sex magick and running naked in the woods under starlight. She’s a total nymph.

“She made up special love potions and rubbed them into every part of my body. I was powerless to resist. I know George will be no different. He’ll be totally entranced,” McKaughhan said. This Sarah Larson chick is becoming more interesting as the days go on. That’s some hippie Wiccan sexy stuff. What has Clooney gotten himself into?

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By J. Harvey

  1. Ade

    I think it’s a good advice !

  2. Green Is Good

    Trust, George ain’t no fool. If this woman wants to land him, it will take 3 months to sign the pre-nup.

    Personally, I think she on George’s payroll as a “companion”.

  3. suzyQ

    This is no “Pretty Woman” story. More like Elliot Spitzer. Check out this article from a former boss:

    And the article was written in January, long before all the info really started hitting. He’s not saying anything now. Nor does he defend her to the reporter when he plays the tape.

  4. little bo peep

    People on imdb are saying she’s got a tell all interview with Extra/NBC. What’s with him and this crazy camera hog? She’s an escort, for crying out loud. Why is an escort getting all this press? Ashley Dupre of Hollywood?

  5. DeadC

    She has mild Down’s Syndrome. You can see it in her mongoloid eyes. She sure does act like a retard. Why did he hire a girl to show up on his arm for social soirees? Seems a little odd. Couldn’t find someone outside of vegas? Musta shopped at whore-R-us or something. I bet he got her in the discount bin.

  6. girls

    onqsEE fucking girls

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