Sarah Larson Is Fun

March 28th, 2008 // 15 Comments

Get it, girl! Grab it, and don’t let go for anything! Sarah Larson is George Clooney’s latest manpurse. You might remember her as the rather quiet, demure young lady on his arm at this year’s Oscars. Yeah, that’s an act. Here are some pics of Sarah getting bodied by a dude against the wall and then writhing on a beach. Her vagina must be fiery! This is the REAL Sarah Larson.

“Sarah looks like she totally belongs, walking down the red carpet on George’s arm,” a source says. “She’s even been described as having a successful runway and print modeling career. But until recently, her modeling career consisted mostly of being paid by promoters for clubs, magazines and radio stations to attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends!

That sounds like a promoter said it. “Wild girlfriends”? *eye roll*

Anyway, this isn’t a bad thing. It’s Vegas. We’re lucky she wasn’t opening beer bottles with her clitoris. You’re supposed to act like a big whore in Vegas. It’s on a bronze plaque on city hall with a pile of vomit underneath it. Remember, I once got so drunk in Vegas that I let a hooker rob me. That sucked. But Vegas doesn’t.

We know why Clooney’s keeping her around. Look at the picture above. She can probably do spins on that thing.

One more racy photo of Sarah Larson is after the jump.

Photos: lastnightsparty.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. Sarah Larson's Mama

    I’m so PROUD of my baby!!!

  2. Theresa R. McClees

    I am so proud of my baby!! Get momma’s name right, beotch!!

    And I am so proud of my sister!! – Amanda McClees

  3. Lanie

    He is buying time vie se vie a mediocre slag. That being said, if he can buy a piece of ass who will make him appear “woman friendly”, knowing she will defer to him in order to keep from being dismissed from her post, he would be nuts to cut her loose before the right one comes along.

    AND she will.

    She is no more significant than a new yo-yo to a four year old. Do you remember the longevity they had back then? This ho-ho will be entertaining until he tires of her twisted, dimwitted presence.

    She is a convenient stand in….much like a dummy in the window showcasing a spectacular dress. Except the dummy looks less stupid; because, well, it is a dummy. And the dummy wouldn’t wear the crap she chooses, nor would the dummy flash her crotch for public consumption….yada, yada, yada…it’s so obvious, it’s just boring. And, if rented jewelry doesn’t scream whore de jour, nothing will. But she seemed happy with it. Do you get it now?

    Let’s not lose sight of the big picture. -no puns intended, I just thought of three… It’s arduous work to find strange every other day. The man has work to do. By the look of her malocclusion, I am going to take Vegas odds that she can suck a golf ball through a pixie stick.

    Go for it Mr. C; make sure you are baked (easier to forget) and NOT RAW (unlike veggies, RAW’ll kill ya.).

  4. steffabean

    LMAO vie se vie? it’s actually vis-a-vis. means face to face, same origin as the word visage…. a comparison. Lanie, you need to learn you some grammar, honey. It was a good laugh though, props to you for that!

    Anyways…. George probably likes that his lady’s got skillz. You know he’s kinky.

  5. Megan

    Dumb slut. He can do so much better. What the fuck- is she Asian or something?

  6. We gots a new message board, DeadC!!

    The funniest thing is is that she’s pushing 30 and acting like this for “Rehab” … a great big party for losers in Vegas. She’s at work in these photos, you know???? I could not stop laughing my buttocks off when I heard of this today. Clooney must be mortified. Not because she’s a ho, but because he probably thought from the get-go that no one would find out she was an escort. Boy, was he ever wrong!!
    Lanie, I think you’re wrong. I think that Sarah Larson’s already been dumped big time; ie: her contract has ended and much to her chagrin, she won’t be attending his premieres or anything anymore and now she figures it’s payback time by outing herself. I’ll bet she’s at work in Vegas right now getting fingered by some loser with his teeth falling out and she’s laughing her horse teeth off, throwing back tequila shots. After all, she does and is supposed to drink on the job to make it a good time for the customers. You can just call her the party pig. That pic of her rolling in the sand with her skank ass in the air looks just like that – a pig rolling in dirt.
    Damn, this chick is gonna look back in 3 years and hang herself up to a ceiling fan. Hopefully someone will be there to snap a few photos of people desecrating her already rotten vagina.
    What a scum!
    P.S. IF Clooney wants to ever be taken seriously by some great woman, he would know not to be seen with this Vegas ghetto whore ever again. He may not be innocent, but his ship WILL go down if he thinks of licking her dirty vagina meat again. Ewwwww! And she probably stinks down there!

  7. telsmkon

    no worries , once she has babies with george clooney , donate some money and volunteers to appear in charitable occasions , people will love her,

    people can change, no?

    like angie did.

    she is a saint in compare with other girls in hollywood (when i think about the things angie did until 2.5 years ago , smoke comes out of my head).

    so don’t worry haters , stop jealousy.

  8. Jenn

    Is “fun” code for trash whore?

  9. maggie

    MR. NICK AND MRS. NINA CLOONEY MUST BE SOOOO PROUD OF THEIR BOY. ROSEMARY CLOONEY MUST BE TURNING OVER IN HER GRAVE. IF YOU PUT ARMANI AND DIAMONDS ON TRASH IT STILL IS TRASH. VERY DISAPPOINTED IN GEORGE. YES STARS SLEEP WITH WHORES BUT THEY NOT PARADE THEM AROUND FOREIGN DIGNATARIES AND PROP THEY UP FRONT ROW AT OSCARS.I GUESS UNDERNEATH GEORGE’S CLASSY FRONT THIS IS WHAT HE IS TOO. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH. AFTER 25 YEARS NO LONGER A CLOONEY FAN.

  10. Don't Hate, Hit the Treadmill

    Would you rather see Clooney with the great skin-peel/renee?

    Sarah seems pretty calm and cool. Clooney doesn’t need to resurrect Grace Kelly each time out. I’d hang with Sarah any day of the week. Something to be said for lack of drama.

  11. Moi

    Mais qu’est-ce que ça peux vous faire?

  12. maggie

    I’D RATHER SEE HIM FOR ONCE WITH AN INTELLIGENT, TALENTED, CLASSY WOMAN. DOING JELLO SHOTS OFF A MANS GENITALS IS NOT CLASSY. TOO BAD THESE PICTURES DIDN’T COME OUT BEFORE THE ASHLEY PAIGE FASHION SHOW. I DON’T THINK THEY WOULD WANT HER EVEN THOUGH GEORGE DEMANDED IT. AS FOR GEORGE, I GUESS MY THOUGHT IS DON’T BE A HYPOCRITE. IF YOUR GOING THRU MALE MENAPAUSE AND MUST DATE A 20 SOMETHING TRAMP YOU SHOULD NOT GET TO MAKE “FUNNY” COMMENTS ABOUT JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, SENATOR CRAIG ETC. IF THIS IS THE NEXT MRS. CLOONEY I HOPE THE WEDDING VIDEO AND HER LAS VEGAS SEX VIDIO COMES OUT AT THE SAME TIME.

    PS – COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THESE PICTURES ARE ONLY ON THE INTERNET AND IN STAR MAGAZINE? HOW COME INSIDE EDITION, TMZ AND PEOPLE DON’T RUN WITH THIS? I STILL THINK IT IS VERY FUNNY GEORGE ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO BEING CONCERNED THAT THE PAPS NOT TAKE PANTY SHOTS OF SARAH AS SHE IS GETTING INTO A CAR.

  13. Charlie

    Hey MAGGIE look at yourself before judging someone else…shut the fucking garbage you have instead of a mouth.

    Je commence à en avoir raz-le cul des toutes ses insultes gratuites…

    Leave your life ..

  14. MAGGIE

    TRUTH HURTS, DOESN’T IT CHARLIE. I HAVE LOOKED AT MYSELF: COLLEGE EDUCATED, NON-POLE WORKING, 9 TO 5 JOB. I ALSO DON’T HAVE PICTURES OF ME ON THE INTERNET HUMPING SOME GUY IN A PUBLIC BAR. (FROM 8 MONTHS AGO IN CASE YOU WANT TO TRY THE “THAT IS HER PAST LINE”. I KNOW I DON’T MAKE $200,000 A YEAR WORKING 3 DAYS A WEEK AS A “COCK-TAIL WAITRESS” BUT THAT’S LIFE. BILL CLINTON HAD HIS “MONICA”, SPITZER HAD HIS “ASHLEY” AND GEORGE HAS HIS “SARAH”. THE SPIN IS WHAT ANGERS ME.(CLASSY SARAH …..RIGHT) IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK…IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK….GEORGE CLOONEY HAS BEEN PORTRAYING MR. CLASSY, MR. THE LAST MOVIE STAR, FRANK SINATRA THING FOR S000 LONG. DO YOU REALLY THING WHEN HE BRINGS THIS GIRL TO ALL OF HIS FUNCTIONS ….OBAMA RALLIES, UNITED NATIONS FUNCTIONS PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE THEIR PICTURES TAKEN WITH HER? THREE- WAYS, YES PICTURES NO! GROW UP!

  15. Lady Gap

    Maggie you sound REALLY frustrated. As in 9 to 5 frustrated. Do you have a hobby, a cat?

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