Sarah Jessica Parker Attended By Personal Oompah-Loompah

Fashion forward Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet’s Opening Night Celebration with famed fashion designer and obvious Chernobyl survivor Valentino probably getting whatever the hell that is caked on his face all over her outfit. Sweet jesus, if you squeeze him you get something healthy to drink at breakfast, full of vitamin C!

Note the way she’s standing as far from him as possible without appearing rude. Whatever that substance is, it is not going to come off that designer dress she’s wearing.

Barack n’ roller SJP has now learned that there’s a price to cozying up to vintage fashion designers for access to their vaults.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the New York City Ballet’s Opening Night Celebration in the gallery!


Fashion forward Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet’s Opening Night Celebration with famed fashion designer and obvious Chernobyl survivor Valentino
probably getting whatever the hell that is caked on his face all over
her outfit. Sweet jesus, if you squeeze him you get something healthy
to drink at breakfast, full of vitamin C!Note the way she’s
standing as far from him as possible without appearing rude. Whatever
that substance is, it is not going to come off that designer dress
she’s wearing.Barack n’ roller SJP has now learned that there’s a price to cozying up to vintage fashion designers for access to their vaults.View all 20+ photos from the New York City Ballet’s Opening Night Celebration in the gallery!