Sarah Jessica Parker Wafts Her Scent

May 20th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Who knew Sarah Jessica Parker had Madonna arms? It must be from having to lift all those terrible hats and plunk them on her head. I wasn’t allowed to write that post because I had too many things to say about that butterfly conservatory she had on her melon for the premiere. What the -? Bitch, you are too old/not old enough to be that whimsical! Your gay husband should have put the kibosh on that! Unless it was his idea…

Sarah Jessica took part in a press day for some movie she has coming out, and answered many a question. She already has two fragrances on the market, and has a third “genderless” one coming out. She feels that if you don’t smell, you’re naked.

“I have a genderless one that I’ve been working on for about six months,” she said, “and wore it a lot when I was shooting the movie. If I walk out without wearing fragrance, it’s my version of being completely nude. Which, as you know, I never am.” Yeah, you made Kim Cattrall handle that portion!

Sarah says she gave the Sex and the City movie her all.

“I would rather be cold and look good,” she says. “I would rather wear heels and run down the block for 14 hours, and in six months see it on screen and think, ‘Yeah, I should have been in heels running down the street after that cab.’ You have to be a thoroughbred about it if you care.”

She did not just publicly compare herself to a thoroughbred when she has horse face. Look, I love SJP but she’s just lobbing softballs at bloggers now.

Photos: Getty Images

By J. Harvey
  1. ella

    She is SO ugly. Especially with those arms.

  2. SweetSoprano

    I don’t know, it’s weird. There are times where she doesn’t look bad (aka Season 5 with the short, straight hair). But then there are times…like these…where it’s just, ugh.

    Oh and the horse face comment, so funny and so true.

  3. green cardigan

    The genderless spray is called ‘Neh-he-he-he-he’……and wafts of barn yard and dung.

  4. Zekers

    Well, her “ugly” sure has had a respectably successful career in showbiz…

  5. LaLa

    Do you see her feet in that last picture!? I knew nothing good would come from wearing all those crazy high-heeled shoes. Fashion is a real bitch!!

  6. Centurian

    Alarm as a growing busted nose is taking over her face., or is enhanced to appear larger with the white out around her eyes then the deep cherry colored cheeks with orange foundation? Weird. If she opens her mouth the nose grows less prominent. It’s growth makes her cheeks look flat and tight. It’s as if she can’t get her make-up and hair right, clothes suited to enhance her slim body in a flattering way. Some rebellious stylist is deliberately sabotaging her efforts to ever appear pretty. Lay off the body building girl and eat a bit more fat before your skin and muscle explodes off the skeleton.

  7. Centurian

    Alarm as a growing busted nose is taking over her face., or is enhanced to appear larger with the white out around her eyes then the deep cherry colored cheeks with orange foundation? Weird. If she opens her mouth the nose grows less prominent. Its growth makes her cheeks look flat and tight. It’s as if she can’t get her make-up and hair right, clothes suited to enhance her slim body in a flattering way. Some rebellious stylist is deliberately sabotaging her efforts to ever appear pretty. Lay off the body building girl and eat a bit more fat before your skin and muscle explodes off the skeleton.

  8. gugia

    not kibosh! kibbash!!!!!!! where do you come from? calaifornia???

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