Sarah Jessica Parker Is Not Happy

August 16th, 2005 // 28 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker does not want to be photographed. What four letter words are going through her mind right now?

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. doofus

    if ever there were a poster-girl for a “butterface”, she is IT.

    Great body (a little on the skinny side in that pic) and great hair…everything is great but her face. it’s kind of man-ish.

  2. Icequeen

    “coke”

    also, a BIT on the skinny side?

  3. Amy

    She is skinny, she pretty much started the sternum and lollypop head chic. Her sternum and ars are pretty disgusting.

  4. Jenn

    your disgusting because shes hot

  5. cookie monster

    and to think she was so cute in the eighties…. post square pegs of course.

  6. ThroughtheHorseHead

    Why doesn’t my fag of a husband ever have to deal with this?

  7. mary

    no matter what I can only see her as Carrie Bradshaw. She dresses like her too.

  8. I think she’s gorgeous. But she needs to do something with her hair. Does she want it to be Dark Brown? Light brown? Blonde? What’s going on there?

  9. Trisha

    Sarah Rocks…nuf said! God I miss Sex in the City.

  10. MarleyMadison

    Parker is way over-rated in general. And she seems phony to me.

  11. Melissa

    Gorgeous dress.

  12. Puppy One

    Are you SURE she does not want to be photographed?? Look at her ass: All done up in a nice floral dress, GOLD shoes, hair done, stupid little matching bag. OF COURSE she want to be photographed! She’s pathetic for actling like she didnt want it.

  13. Cynthia

    Anybody who has bones showing under their neck, in the sternum area is TOO DAMN SKINNY!!

  14. Steve

    Christ, you wouldn’t be happy either if you too had a face like a horse. She has got to be one of the ugliest women alive. Great everything else, but that face is a train wreck.

  15. mary

    Guys chill out, I admit SJP is not the most gorgeous girl out there, but she does have her own charisma. I love her voice.

  16. astralgirl01

    Whinny whinny neigh neigh. Horseface rules the West Village!

  17. realitybasedbob

    are you sure thats not Ann Coulter?

    .

  18. April

    Where does Sarah Jessica and Carrie Bradshaw being and end?

    She is really fabulous, though. No one can be perfect.

  19. MiM

    Sarah Jessica Parker does not want to be photographed. What four letter words are going through her mind right now?

    F-O-O-D.

  20. raevee nyc

    I agree, I will forever see her as Carrie…
    she still even dresses similarly.

  21. RubbRubb

    Meeeeeehuh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huhWilber…

  22. BoB

    “food”

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  23. lollie-loo

    You kiddin’, she looks like a damn cockerspaniel (that dog wit the floppy ears)

  24. lisa

    “Puppy One said:
    Are you SURE she does not want to be photographed?? Look at her ass: All done up in a nice floral dress, GOLD shoes, hair done, stupid little matching bag. OF COURSE she want to be photographed! She’s pathetic for actling like she didnt want it.”

    no sarah didn’t want to be photographed! the reason she is all dressed up though is because she loves fashion! She can’t help but get dressed up, it’s in her nature!

  25. Shoegal

    First of all SJP is absalutely gorgeous in my eyes. She has her own style, with all the personality to back it up. All of you guys sitting on your computer talking about how hideous she is make me laugh, she would never give you the time of day…thats what your really pissed about. for being in her 40′s with a child, she looks damn good!!! So i say rock on SJP, your beautiful…stay that way!

  26. I Is a ho, offiskinner!

    Wake up hungover. Trundle to Hardees. When you get your biscuit step adroitly out back. (Beside the dumpsters). Ejaculate on recently bought biscuit. Look at this!! This is S.J.P. on a biscuit!! The biscuit looks better than this buswreck. Why can’t people see that she’s butte ugly , she’s Matt’s beard and I need help for typing this. Duh

  27. I Is a ho !

    hoegal, oops , I meant Shoegal– you lose. This is where we slam celebs, not fuck them. Are you too dumb to subscribe? Hmm.

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