Sandra Bullock Gets Her Guitar Hero On
Upon hearing how generous the community had been when it came time to take care of one another, Bullock wanted to treat those in attendance with a special gift. No, not Jesse James’ balls. A song. She strapped on a guitar, asked the audience to be quiet, and launched into “Smoke on the Water.”
Once she realized that it would take weeks on end to finish the song, Bullock introduced Faith and walked off the stage. Graceful and funny. That’s how you remain more popular than a Nazi-tattooed whore.