Sandra Bernhard Talks to Talk on Sarah Palin

September 20th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Sandra Bernhard is still suffering verbal diarrhea, and has her own show in Washington D.C. where she talks about everything in her very blunt NSFW manner.  The video clip below gives you a little idea of what she’s up to.

Seems now Kabbalah enthusiast Sandra is taking on Vice President nominee Sarah Palin.

“Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the s–t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat b—h! Don’t you f–kin’ reference Old Testament, bitch! You stay with your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bulls–t! Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you b—h! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f–kin’ cheap New Vision cheap-ass plastic glasses and your [sneering voice] hair up. A Tina Fey-Megan Mullally brokedown bulls–t moment.”

Not included in the clip is the part where she says Sarah should not come to Manhattan because she would be gang-raped by her “big black brothers.”

How refreshing to see that Sandra hasn’t learned her lesson on keeping her mouth shut after all these years. Bring her the s–t!

By Intern Traci
  1. leilah

    I’ve been a big fan of Bernhard’s — attended her cabaret show — and it’s no secret that Sandra considers herself an honorary “sista” and says pretty outrageous things, but as a Black woman, the “stay out of Manhattan because (Palin) would be gang-raped by my big, black brothers” comment is not witty, but insidious. This almost seems like a warning some regressive-Whites would give to their daughters to discourage them from going to “the big city”! I’ve (“we’ve”) loved you, San — but with friends like this….

  2. eve

    uh…excuse, but since when is gang-rape funny? i may not agree with sarah palin on her politics but its funny how many women are using the most anti-female and anti-woman speech toward her. no, we’re not all womb sisters of course, but call her a whore and a bitch and wishing for her to be gang-raped is awful in the extreme and not productive for feminism.

  3. DottieDot

    How could anyone take Bernhard seriously or comically? She sounds drugged out / drunk / half crazed – take you pick.

  4. LIsa

    Bernhard is truly a pig with lipstick!

  5. mojoman

    I got lost between the verbal f**k and the s**t she spewed. Sandra, take a deep breath and focus!

  6. Alice

    What an idiot. I love how all these mostly ignored has-beens are suddenly jumping on the Palin bashing wagon for the sole purpose of drumming up some much needed PR. Recently, we had Lindsay Lohan, who has been reduced to guest spots on tv shows these days with her sophormoric blog ramblings. Now we have some washed up comedienne who used to be funny & provocative in her heyday but is now trying to push the envelope once again with a tasteless rape joke? Rape is not funny and should never be used as fodder for a sick joke. I can’t imagine any woman defending Bernhard’s insensitive remarks regardless of political views or party support.

  7. Snow Pie

    What species is Bernhard?

    She doesn’t look like any recognizable species I’ve heard of?

    Best guess… a mutant warthog.

  8. Snow Pie

    By “open to interpretation” she really means her beloved OT is body of blatant lies designed to deceive.

  9. Snow Pie

    Sand-Ra Warthog is wrong about the OT not being taken literally. Those who wrote it demanded it be taken literally at the threat of death and ruin.

    It was literally meant to keep people from knowing the truth, from rational thought, from reason. It’s literally hogwash.

    Here today we can see the handy work of the OT and how Israel has used their f’d up beliefs to destroy our American economy and kill us on 9/11 while blaming god and our lack of belief in invisible men.

    Sand-Ra Warthog, you should use your soundbites and seconds of fame to talk about more important things than your rabid jealous of a much prettier woman. You were born a small-minded creatin, accept it and you might find what you’re looking for – ignorant bliss.

  10. Snow Pie

    The OT is a book designed to make the ignorant into retarded killing machines. Designed to make them hate others, designed to make them jealous of others. Designed to keep them from using their life to to improve their own lot. It asks that they pray and hate others. To look at their condition as having been forced on them by people who choose to work for a living. It encourages it’s followers to perjure others and steal with a righteous attitude. Take Alan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke and what their friends have done through the Federal Reserve Bank, laughing all the way, thinking they did it for Israel.

    The OT is just a pathetic stupid book, a pathetic book that retards lean on to justify the crimes they have committed against others since the dawn of civilization.

    Some of us read history books and not mythical crup and so an ugly BITCH like Bernhard, who’s suddenly inspired to do her best Palin look, who’ suddenly doing her hair like Palin’s and copy her style while bashing Palin, doesn’t fool us knowledgeable women.

    Bernhard is jealous because her god gave her a butt ugly face. I take that back, butts look better than Bernhard’s face – literally. Her god cursed her from brith.

  11. Wah Wah?

    Wubba Wubba Wubba!

  12. les

    Foul language is the last resort of the illiterate.

  13. rojo

    Sandra is fabulous. Of course she turns up the volume on the crude persona, but she is whip smart and funny as hell.
    Deal.

  14. BettyFuFu

    What a reprobate scumbag. And so incredibly stupid. I can’t stand these moronic celebrities who think of themselves as ahead of the curb on sociopolitical issues – particularly with regard to feminism. Palin does it all – whether you agree with her stance on the issues or not. But these pathetic celebutards despise her because she’s a real woman; as opposed to the used up chemical drenched skanks like the ignorant intolerant fascist Hollywood ilk. And they’re SO massively stupid that they think they’re helping their Presidential Candidate! But – they won’t figure it out and shut their mouths.

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