Samantha Ronson Tries To Digitize Lindsay Lohan

August 5th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Damn, Samantha Ronson! At least wait until you’re away from the general public. No one needs to see your anal greatest love of all with Lindsay Lohan. Besides, you might lose your wedding ring!

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are in Miami. Do these two lickers ever just spend a night home in LA, watching Desert Hearts or Claire of the Moon and eating Yoplait?

All of this travel is getting to their asses, because they reportedly had a row at Nobu in Miami which left Lindsay in tears. Bitch is probably cranky because she’s jet-lagged beyond all extremes. They’re in a different city every day. They’re lesbian vagabonds, adrift on the wind! All they have is each other and the cozy box car they travel in! OK, I’ll stop.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Miami in the gallery!


Damn, Samantha Ronson! At least wait until you’re away from the general public. No one needs to see your anal greatest love of all with Lindsay Lohan. Besides, you might lose your wedding ring!Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are in Miami. Do these two lickers ever just spend a night home in LA, watching Desert Hearts or Claire of the Moon and eating Yoplait? All of this travel
is getting to their asses, because they reportedly had a row at Nobu in
Miami which left Lindsay in tears. Bitch is probably cranky because
she’s jet-lagged beyond all extremes. They’re in a different city every day. They’re lesbian vagabonds, adrift on the wind! All they have is each other and the cozy box car they travel in! OK, I’ll stop.Check out all 10+ photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Miami in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    The girls need a combined name to confirm and cement their coupledom.

    How about Linantha ?. That sounds sort of exotic if you drink enough before you say it.

  2. tara

    HAHA (above comment) that’s great. I like it.

  3. nicolay324

    lol thats a great nickname but there s already a nickname for them ROHAN=ronson+lohan

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