Samantha Ronson: Hat Watch 2008

OK, so we don’t want to get prematurely excited here, but it looks like Samantha Ronson might have given up on that jaunty little hat of hers for good. I’m thinking maybe girlfriend Lindsay Lohan “accidentally” jammed it in the garbage disposal, forcing Sam to expose her newly shorn locks.

Good for her! I’m starting to think that hat was a crutch. Now, if we could just get Lindsay to have another accident, yanking her mother’s straw weave out of her head and tossing it onto the freeway. I figure, that way, it either gets run over by a car, or Dina instinctively chases after it–either way, problem solved.

Sorry to be so extreme, but every time Mama Lohan flicks that shit over her shoulder like a horse’s tail, I get violent urges.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan in the gallery!


OK, so we don’t want to get prematurely excited here, but it looks like Samantha Ronson might have given up on that jaunty little hat of hers for good. I’m thinking maybe girlfriend Lindsay Lohan “accidentally” jammed it in the garbage disposal, forcing Sam to expose her newly shorn locks.

Good for her! I’m starting to think that hat was a crutch. Now, if we
could just get Lindsay to have another accident, yanking her mother’s
straw weave out of her head and tossing it onto the freeway. I figure,
that way, it either gets run over by a car, or Dina instinctively
chases after it–either way, problem solved.

Sorry to be so extreme, but every time Mama Lohan flicks that shit over her shoulder like a horse’s tail, I get violent urges.Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan in the gallery!