Samantha Ronson: Hat Watch 2008

July 31st, 2008 // 8 Comments

OK, so we don’t want to get prematurely excited here, but it looks like Samantha Ronson might have given up on that jaunty little hat of hers for good. I’m thinking maybe girlfriend Lindsay Lohan “accidentally” jammed it in the garbage disposal, forcing Sam to expose her newly shorn locks.

Good for her! I’m starting to think that hat was a crutch. Now, if we could just get Lindsay to have another accident, yanking her mother’s straw weave out of her head and tossing it onto the freeway. I figure, that way, it either gets run over by a car, or Dina instinctively chases after it–either way, problem solved.

Sorry to be so extreme, but every time Mama Lohan flicks that shit over her shoulder like a horse’s tail, I get violent urges.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan in the gallery!


OK, so we don’t want to get prematurely excited here, but it looks like Samantha Ronson might have given up on that jaunty little hat of hers for good. I’m thinking maybe girlfriend Lindsay Lohan “accidentally” jammed it in the garbage disposal, forcing Sam to expose her newly shorn locks.

Good for her! I’m starting to think that hat was a crutch. Now, if we
could just get Lindsay to have another accident, yanking her mother’s
straw weave out of her head and tossing it onto the freeway. I figure,
that way, it either gets run over by a car, or Dina instinctively
chases after it–either way, problem solved.

Sorry to be so extreme, but every time Mama Lohan flicks that shit over her shoulder like a horse’s tail, I get violent urges.Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Green Is Good

    Is Sammy-Boy anorexic?

  2. New York

    Lindsay you are so likeable without Dina, etc. hanging all over you. Hurray for Sam. Sam watch out don’t let Dina control you!!!! Keep your distance. …… Your both adults change all the locks.

  3. LaLa

    Check out Samantha’s t-shirt very carefully. Is that a naked man with phallus all exposed? What is that about Sammy?

  4. Suz

    She needs to eat, for goodness sake!

  5. Rob

    Why is no one zooming in on the shirt?! There are weiners all over the place and 2 men in the upper left

  6. Thank you!!

    I am glad that I wasn’t seeing things– Sammy’s shirt is indeed naughty!!

  7. marie

    Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan’s personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~

  8. Phat girl

    That shirt is unbelieveably tacky. There are children, and decent people on the street. Believe it or not, Sammy, not everyone wants to see a cunt wearing a dick.

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