Samantha Ronson And Lindsay Lohan: ‘Diesel’ Dykes

December 27th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Lohan’s giving me the fish-eye because of that headline. I’m sorry, it just presented itself. No harm meant, I love penis. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson getting some last minute Xmas Eve shopping done at the Diesel store in Los Angeles. Did Lohan buy gifts for the new sister?

These are girls with money (well, at least Samantha) and that means their last minute shopping is done at Diesel as opposed to the rest of us who quickly stop at the CVS. Seriously, this year – the boyfriend I bought a box of those ShamWow cloths to divide up as stocking stuffers. Where are you going to find THAT in a Diesel outlet? Eight ShamWow cloths for the price of a 1/4 of a Diesel key chain. Rich people don’t know what they’re missing.

Click on any image in the gallery for 15+ dramatic photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping.


Lohan’s giving me the fish-eye because of that headline. I’m sorry, it
just presented itself. No harm meant, I love penis. Here’s Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson getting some last minute Xmas Eve shopping done at the Diesel store in Los Angeles. Did Lohan buy gifts for the new sister?These are girls with money (well, at least Samantha)
and that means their last minute shopping is done at Diesel as opposed
to the rest of us who quickly stop at the CVS. Seriously, this year -
the boyfriend I bought a box of those ShamWow cloths to divide up as
stocking stuffers. Where are you going to find THAT in a Diesel outlet?
Eight ShamWow cloths for the price of a 1/4 of a Diesel key chain. Rich
people don’t know what they’re missing.Click on any image in the gallery for 15+ dramatic photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shopping.

By J. Harvey
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  1. wza

    I like the way you shop. I’d take a Sham Wow in a heartbeat. The only thing better would be wrapping it in a Snuggli.

    It’s just so frustrating reaching for your wine in a damn blanket. WITHOUT SLEEVES!

    Merry Christmas Jay Harvey!

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