Samantha Ronson has more going on her life than enabling Lindsay Lohan because she’s in love and wants to keep her by her side in anyway she can. Look, we’ve all been there. You’ve got a mad-on for someone who doesn’t feel the same way about you but does like either sleeping with you or hanging with you or doing drugs with you. Desperation isn’t pretty, and self-delusion is easy. I’m telling you, when Lohan calls this off – it’s going to be the Night of 1000 Knives up in Villa. Samantha’s going to start spinning while covered in blood and dedicating the Violent Femmes’ “Country Death Song” and Johnny Cash’s “Delia’s Dead” to Lohan over and over while banging her head off the turntables. Lesbians don’t f*ck around.
Samantha is suing the lawyers she hired to sue Perez Hilton for her. Ronson hired Davis & Gilbert after Perez Hilton claimed that she had a hand in Lohan’s May 2007 car crash. DJ Sammy says that the firm overcharged her and didn’t handle the case correctly. The defamation suit against Hilton was dismissed.
In return, Davis & Gilbert is suing HER and claiming she owes them $164,000 in unpaid fees. She better start spinning at better-paying gigs!