Salma Hayek Has Fantastic Boobies

November 27th, 2006 // 4 Comments

Yes, I’m sure it’s the shocker of the century to find out that Salma Hayek’s cleavage is ridiculous. However, have no fear, she’s using the twins for good and not evil. From The Mirror:

…when the actress arrived at a press conference in this low-cut dress yesterday no one seemed to be focusing on her sparkling personality and wit. Frida star Salma, 40, was in Los Angeles promoting TV comedy Ugly Betty. The show, which has been a huge US hit and is on Channel 4 in January, follows the adventures of a plain girl who struggles in the glamour world of glossy magazines.

Oh, Salma, if only you took it into your head to use them for world peace. Imagine the possibilities…

More of Salma Hayek’s cleavage from the “Ugly Betty” press conference after the jump.

THIS IS ME SALMA HAYEK.. NOW YOU WILL ALL WATCH MY NEW SHOW WON’T YOU? [The Mirror]

Written by Lisa Timmons

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  1. Lisa

    OMG, they are truly amazing!!!!!

  2. Draya

    In case the plane nose dives, grab onto Salma. Her giant fake boobs also act as floation devices.

    Check http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/ if you think I’m lying.

    I’m sick of Salma, and many other actresses running around in ill-fitting dresses designed solely to display their ridiculously phoney tits. Do they think they’re fooling anybody?

    Men don’t run around in ill-fitting togs, to show off their assets. That’s why they still rule the entertainment industry. Women are too busy tottering around in 4 inch stilettos, pencil skirts, and trying not to fall over from the extra ballast shoved down into he front of their chests.

    On the upside, 3,000 years from now, their fake boobies will be well preserved for archaeologists to dig up.

  3. Babybing

    I did a little searching, on google images and imdb.com. She wasn’t always so bovine. In fact, her real breasts are quite spectacular; why she paid someone to make her look like a cow is beyond comprehension. Go figure.

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