Salma Hayek: Babies Having Babies

What’s with the ringlets? What’s happening in this movie? Did she write a letter to Daddy? Here’s the gorgeous Salma Hayek on the New Orleans set of her latest film, Cirque De Freak. Ok, it’s about a circus. She has a beard going on in another scene. We can all relax.

Her adorable little girl Valentina Paloma Pinault is in her arms. Valentina is Salma’s daughter with seriously rich PPR head François-Henri Pinault. We’re talking billions. He can shut down Third World countries and have them cleared to make space for a large golf course if he so wishes.

There’s something very disturbing when a grown woman does the little girl thing. I know you straight guys like the Catholic schoolgirl thing but to me it’s Dateline-esque and creepy.